Beverly Hillbillies Page #2

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That would be too much to hope for.

- I'm sorry. I have to cancel our lunch.

- What?

I have to spend

more quality time with Babette.

We are trying to do more things together.

Put the spark back, remember?

You claim the defendant has your dog?

- Actually...

- Yes or no?

- Yes, we do.

- Morgan. Morgan.

- It's your dog?

- Yes. I raised this dog from a pup.

And due to a...

- Morgan, I have a little job for you.

- Ajob?

Yes. J D Clampett has a daughter your age.

She's going to high school with you.

I want you to show her around,

just be her friend.

Oh, man. You wanna pay me

to hang out with her?

She must be a major bow-wow.

Son...

Morgan.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Now, picture this.

I cut off your allowance, cancel

your credit cards and delete you from my will.

Now, how do you see your future?

Grilling frozen cow parts at Burger King?

And people say you're stupid.

Monday morning, first period, 8am,

she'll be like the little sister

Mom thought would ruin her figure.

So the dog will go to the plaintiff, Rusty.

(dog whines)

Honey, I'm home!

Come and give your embezzling cowboy

a ride around the bungalow.

- No.

- Why not?

Cos I'm still living in this dump when

I should be in a mansion in Beverly Hills.

Laura, sweetheart.

Bungalows 3A, 3B and 3C are in Los Angeles.

We live in 3G

which technically is in Beverly Hills.

You're all talk, Tyler. You said

we'd have enough money this month

to buy me that little baby-seal-skin coat.

- We will.

- Promises, promises.

We will. J D Clampett, the billionaire,

just opened up an account at the bank.

Who is this Clampett guy? If he's so rich,

how come I've never heard of him?

Babycakes, this guy's got more money

than he knows what to do with.

Now, that's a problem

I think we can help him with.

(Granny) Stop the car, Jethro!

There's a fresh kill in the road.

Can'tjust leave it there.

You're right, Granny. Roadkill stew

sounds mighty good right now.

- (beeps horn)

- No, you don't, you old coot! I seen it first!

- Milburn, call Westec Security.

- I'm sure there's enough for us all.

- How revolting!

- (beeps horn)

They're probably just bein' neighbourly,

like them nice folks we met

on that extra-wide road.

Well, let's give 'em a California howdy.

- Howdy, y'all.

- Howdy.

Milburn!

(Margaret) Did you flip me off?

You reckon we're at the wrong spot?

Could be. Don't know.

It's the right address, Pa.

Weii-doggies!

(Elly May) The whole place looks brand-new.

Uncle Jed, there's a whole

'nother house up here.

(Jethro) This is a big ol' house.

(Elly May) Why do you reckon

they got two sets of steps?

That's easy. One's for going up,

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