Best in Sex: 2017 AVN Awards Page #4
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and you keep it real,
and I want you to clap for that
right now
'cause you keep it real.
I mean that.
I'm a dirty guy.
That's why I do this show.
I was at the gym yesterday,
true story.
This girl started to put
her hair up, and I started
to take my dick out
out of habit.
It's one of those.
That's just how it is.
You girls, I gotta say this.
When you grab a dick,
you porn stars, you grab it
like you mean it, like,
it's just like, give me one of these.
These young girls, they kind of
do that foreplay a little
where they grab it a little,
and they're like,
"Oh, hey.
Not yet, not yet, hold on.
Not yet, not yet."
This is the best sound ever
when you're getting
a blow job, shh.
And if you laughed at that,
please DM me on Instagram
tonight, please do.
You guys are filthy.
I got a blow job one time,
and this girl had Invisalign.
I filled up the whole top shelf.
Whole top shelf.
after sex,
"I'm just gonna get
some water or something.
I need a little something
just to clear it out."
I gotta say this too right now.
You ladies take it in the ass,
and it's unbelievable.
When I try...
Yes, yes, when I try
to put it in a girl's ass,
I feel like she's, like,
helping her friend
parallel park the whole time.
"Come on, eh, come
Eh, eh..."
I tried to put it
in this girl's ass one time,
this is a true story,
and she looks at me, and she goes,
"My ass is an exit only."
"Oh, wow, we have
a lot in common.
"So is my f***ing apartment,
holy sh*t."
You guys are filthy.
Look at you.
I love it.
The dirtiest joke of the night.
And I gotta say this too.
I had girl one time
stick a finger in my ass
when she was blowing me.
Now...
Some of you, some of you
might think I'm gay or whatever
or I'm a, you know,
but I gotta tell you,
this f***ing gay guy
f***ing loved it.
Holy sh*t.
I think, like, doves
flew out of my dick hole.
It felt amazing.
And there's a moment,
listen, there's a moment
when she put it in, I came,
and, fellas, I can't describe
what it felt like,
but I looked like that thing
in front of
the f***ing car wash.
You know what I'm talking about?
Have you ever stuck your finger
so far in someone's ass,
you have no idea what body part
you're touching anymore?
You guys, yes, you're like,
"Is this her vertebrae?
"What the f*** is this?"
And then you realize
you're playing with, like,
an undeveloped piece of sh*t
for 20 seconds.
You pull it out,
it looked like you just
f***ing finished Tough Mudder.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, shut up, AVN,
you dirty fucks.
You love this sh*t.
We got Best Anal tonight.
Who's nominated for that?
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