Best in Sex: 2017 AVN Awards Page #3

Mi casa es tu casa,

so it ain't no holding back

Another shot of vodka,

you know what's in my glass

- It's my house, just relax

- AVN, make some noise!

Welcome to my house

Baby, take control now

- We can't even slow down

- Hit the brakes

- Hit the brakes, slow down

- We don't have to go out

Cheers to this,

welcome to my house

Play that music too loud

Show me what you do now

- We don't have to go out

- Come on

And everybody say

what, what, come on

- Welcome to my house

- You heard me!

We ain't gotta go out

'cause what

Welcome to my house

It's my house, my house

- Yeah

- Welcome to my house

It's my house.

AVN.

- F***ing Mitch.

- Colin, Colin, buddy...

There's no f***ing way

I'm picking them all up.

- Fufufufuck you.

- You already agreed.

Take a sh*t, and take a

picture of it and send it to me.

That's what I'm

looking at right now.

Just think, sexy women,

Las Vegas...

You're the last manager

I'm ever working with.

Just get on the road.

I'm sure it'll be fun.

This car is a wreck.

What is this, Uber shitty?

Hilarious.

I'm Colin Kane.

- I'm hosting the AVNs.

- Holy sh*t.

Yeah, yeah.

Damn, you're pretty sexy.

- You alright there?

- Yeah, sorry.

Yeah.

So you know we're

contractually obligated to shoot

an anal scene together, right?

Um...

- I'm Aspen.

- I'm Colin.

Oh, I know who you are.

Riley texted me on the way here.

And you guys are doing

a scene together.

We're not doing

a scene right now.

Oh, yes, we are.

Trophy Girls?

You girls just f***

rich old dudes or something?

Can we stop

and get some tacos?

- No, no, no.

- Ugh, come on.

I'm not your goddamn driver,

sh*t tits.

He's our driver

and our cohost.

And my new scene partner.

One of those is true, ladies.

Just one.

Yes.

- Oh, my God, you guys.

- Are we almost there?

Road trip selfie!

Get back here,

get in on this!

- Everybody get in.

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Everyone say "dildo!"

Dildo!

Whoo!

Who the f***

is driving the car?

AVN!

AVN!

AVN!

Sh*t, hell yeah,

topless road trip!

Topless road trip!

Topless road trip!

Topless road trip!

Topless road trip!

Topless road trip!

Topless road trip!

So is that it, then?

Oh, sh*t, there's Vegas.

- Oh, yes!

- Yes!

- Yes!

- F***, yeah!

AVN!

AVN!

AVN!

AVN! AVN!

What the f***, you guys?

We gotta go.

Nah, we're good.

Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome, Colin Kane.

2017 AVN Awards.

Make some noise,

ladies and gentlemen, come on!

Another round for Florida

doing his thing.

Come on, let him hear it.

Let him hear it.

I am so happy to be here,

honestly.

It is such a great night.

You guys look amazing.

And I gotta say, right from

the start, you guys are dirty

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