Best in Sex: 2017 AVN Awards Page #5

Up front, beautiful Asian girl

right up front,

like your whole life in school,

hell yeah, I like that.

What's your name, beautiful?

What's your name?

- Vicki Chase.

- Vicki Chase,

- you look beautiful.

- Thank you very much.

- Absolutely beautiful.

- Thank you.

But a lot of Asian girls,

they're quiet in bed.

I know you're not, but a lot

of Asian girls

When I have sex

with an Asian girl,

sometimes I feel like

I'm f***ing a Prius.

They're so f***ing quiet.

Have you ever made

an Asian girl come?

Sometimes she sounds like

a f***ing baby baboon, like,

"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."

She's not Asian?

She's Chinese?

- Indian?

- Latina.

I don't give a sh*t

about you, shut up.

You know what I'm talking about?

I'm kidding. What is she?

What are you, beautiful?

I'm Latina!

You're Latina?

Oh, you, oh!

You got that hair from your

p*ssy to your belly button?

You know what I'm talking about?

Hola, Papi. Hola, Papi.

I had my first threesome with

a Hispanic girl, I really did.

I did.

It was kind of like a threesome.

Her little kid was in the room.

But listen...

F*** you, AVN.

I just started. F*** you.

We're having fun tonight.

You're beautiful, by the way.

You're absolutely beautiful.

I wish you the best.

- Thank you.

- Seriously, I wish you the best.

I'm sexy.

Thank you so much, beautiful.

I appreciate it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you so much.

I gotta say this right here, and

then I'm gonna get things going.

I gotta say this.

You guys, you get a lot of sh*t

sometimes for what you do.

And I gotta say this, honestly,

you guys do exactly

what you wanna do

with your life,

and that's f***ing respect,

and I wanna say that

before I get it going.

100%.

And I mean that. You really do.

So I wanna get things going.

You guys ready for the best

awards yet, or what?

I want some more energy.

Are you guys ready

for the best awards?

Come on!

That's what I'm talking about.

We got a great night tonight.

We really do, so let's

get this started.

Behind every great man,

they say there's a great woman,

but tonight we got two

f***ing amazing women behind me.

Put your hands together,

everybody, and please welcome

Riley Reid and Aspen Rae.

Come on, let them hear it!

Let them hear it!

- Hello, beautiful people.

- Hey, everyone.

It truly is an honor to be

cohosting this year's awards.

We're happy to say that

for the fourth year in a row,

our aerial coverage

is being provided

by the Fleshlight blimp cam.

Wave, everybody!

Hi!

So when I was asked to be

a part of this year's show,

- I had one big condition.

- Ooh, can I guess it?

- Sure.

- All right, mm,

- a huge bubble bath?

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