Beerfest Page #5
for a minute, all right?
- Is this guy really that good?
- Yeah.
He's the best.
We should put him on our team, then.
- There he is.
- Where?
Right there.
Oh, my God.
What happened to him?
All right. It's a regular
hot-dog cart in here, huh?
All right, here's how it works.
One dollar to look at it.
Three dollars to watch me touch it.
That's lots of nice-looking manhood.
Back the f*** up, Antonio!
My dick!
My apologies.
Five to touch it
while I touch my toes.
while I touch your toe...
Oh, hey, Jan. How are you?
Todd. And Fink.
- Hey, looking good, Finky.
- You too, Barry.
I wish I could give you a deal here,
but my pimp's a real ball ache, you know?
So it's $ 10 for a BJ,
$ 12 for an HJ, $ 15 for a ZJ.
What's a ZJ?
If you have to ask, big man,
you can't afford it.
I got $4.
Barry, we didn't come here for a BJ...
...or a ZJ or any kind of a J.
Move along, then.
I got a mouth to feed.
Barry, wait.
Jan, hold on.
That's not such a good idea.
Barry!
There's this big beer-games competition.
We're putting a team together.
- We want you.
- Twenty-five bucks.
No, no, no. You'd be training
with us over the next year.
- Thirty bucks?
- Jan, forget it.
No, just show us some of
the old coin tricks. Come on.
Oh, please, Jan, let's get out of here.
- No. Wait.
- No?
Clearly, you've fallen on hard times.
This would be a chance
to get back to the glory days.
It's a chance to show you still got it.
You still got it, right?
You bet your ass I do.
Show them.
Watch and learn, baby diapers.
Just like college.
I got it. I got it.
All right, here we go.
- Yeah.
- This guy blows.
- Come on. You can do it.
Glasses, maybe. I...
What are you looking at?
Barry, what happened to you?
Get out of here! Get out of here!
- Get out of here!
- Barry, Barry...
- Get out of here!
- Help! Help!
So, what about
Dan "The Magic Man" Dunchkowski?
He'd down a beer ball
with every meal.
He's no good.
He had that Al Roker surgery.
He went black?
Don't be a moron.
He got his stomach stapled.
Most he can fit are two Triscuits
and a glass of water.
Really?
Oh, boy.
Wolfhouses, I want on the team.
Forget about it. You're done.
You don't have any more, Badrinath.
Oh, yeah?
He's got a gun!
Unbelievable!
That's incredible.
I'm better when I'm drunk.
- I'll say.
- Of course. So is everybody.
Hey. Looks like we got ourselves a team!
- Get them in there.
- All right!
Well, boys, if we're gonna train...
...we're gonna need a training facility!
It's perfect!
It's amazing!
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