Bastard Page #4
- Thanks for your help.
- Take it easy.
(WOMAN)
Hey, champ.
(LAUGHS)
All right.
Yeah. Okay.
- Turn over.
- (CHUCKLING)
- Why?
- Do what I say, you f***in' slut.
(GROANS, LAUGHS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
No f***ing way.
No, no, no. Hold on.
Don't you want this?
(GROANS)
All right, just...
Fine. Okay.
If I tap your ass, though,
I want it off. Okay?
It's not my ass gettin' tapped.
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
Shut up.
- (THUDS)
- (SCREAMING)
(ENGINE STOPS)
Wow.
It's huge.
This is perfect.
- Right, babe?
- Delightful.
Come on. A little nature won't kill us.
Yeah?
We're also not gonna play a show.
So enjoy your f***ing bed.
(BETTY)
And breakfast.
(JAKE) Doesn't it look kind of
like the Custom House?
- What's that?
- (BETTY) Monet.
Custom House, Morning Effect.
(WOMAN)
Hmm. A lot smaller than my house.
Also a lot more on a cliff.
But I do appreciate the comparison.
Hey, how many beds you need?
- Uh... two. Two should be good.
- Cool.
- Possibly a couch.
- No problem.
I have room for everybody.
(LAUGHS)
Ah. You must be Rachael.
Yeah. Sorry.
I'm horrible with introductions.
- I am Rachael of Rachael's Bed
and Breakfast. - My pleasure.
- Ah. You need help with your bags?
- (HANNAH) No, we're fine.
Okay. Well, uh,
you can check in anytime you want.
Take whatever room on the bottom floor.
I'll be around.
Oh, the room on the right is taken.
- Another guest?
- Yeah. Long-term.
He doesn't bother anybody.
But if you see a tallish man
lurking around, don't be scared.
- (LAUGHS) Scared.
- Mmm.
(WEST)
Hey. What was that?
in her high boots. What do you think?
- I think you're being uncool.
- Yeah?
Well,
I didn't pick Fucksville for a honeymoon.
(BETTY COUGHING)
(VOMITING)
Mm-hmm.
(SIGHS)
Okay.
(CHUCKLES)
Okay.
This ain't too bad.
Huh?
Sh*t.
I forgot my toothbrush.
Hey.
You okay?
What are we doing here?
I miss home.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I do too.
But...
you know, there's...
there's bigger plans for us now.
Yeah?
I don't know if I can do this.
You can, Betty.
I meant me and you on the road.
Well...
what are you emphasizing?
Me and you?
Or are you emphasizing us... on the road?
(STAMMERING)
Either. Both.
I d... I don't know.
You sh...
Here, why don't you...
(SIGHS)
Why don't you lie down for a second? Okay?
Let me go see what this place has got
in terms of food.
Hopefully something more
than juice and waffles. Okay? (CHUCKLES)
May I help you?
No. I'm fine.
on the wrong foot earlier today.
But I'm just trying to make sure everybody
has a pleasurable stay.
I'll bet. Any means necessary.
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