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You might look acceptable if you did.

You want me to kick your ass?

Brother, I know this would be a problem.

It's just for one day.

You can kick his ass later.

Please stay out of it.

I'm here to work on cars,

not go to the frickin' Latin Grammys.

You know people

at the Latin Grammys?

I'll take that. Sit down.

This here?

What'd he say?

That a secret compartment in the trunk

of a limousine is too obvious.

Thanks for the tip.

How long a tunnel can you dig

and reinforce in two weeks?

How many people are going

through it at one time?

- One.

- One?

With 2 X 4 reinforcements

every 6 feet...

If I start today, according

to my calculations,

It's 65. You'll have to dig fast.

enough to hold up the tunnel?

With all due respect,

I do this for a living. They'll hold.

Besides, it's not like you're

driving a truck over it.

Now, excuse my naivet,

but how are you planning

on getting me in there?

Oh... that's not a problem.

For two months, Alejandro's

been working on the nanny.

Working on the nanny?

No. She can't answer.

She's a little busy.

It's a good thing she can't hear you.

Son, stop. You're going

to wrinkle my shirt!

Yes, Mrs. Valdez?

This little animal is out of control.

Please.

Come help. I know it's your day off,

but I don't know what to do.

Is he running around in circles, yelling?

Yes, he's running, yelling. Please.

Claudito, freeze!

Claudito, say you're sorry.

Sorry, Mom.

Sorry, Dad.

- Thank you.

- Look at this.

You're welcome.

What were you doing?

It's hot. I checked your air conditioner.

It's broken.

I bet you know someone

who can fix it.

Yep.

It's hot as hell.

You seem nervous.

I said you seem nervous.

I'm not nervous.

Why would I be?

Let me tell you something.

Guards are like dogs.

If they smell fear,

they'll pounce on you.

Don't worry about that.

I'm ready to go.

I always get like this before a show.

Mild stage jitters.

But when the curtain goes up,

I'm the man!

I have over ten years' experience

as a professional actor.

If I screw this up,

I'll accept the consequences.

Ready?

Ready for anything.

Hope so.

Here you go.

- Thank you.

- For what?

For preparing my meals.

Like a good woman should.

What?

I didn't make the food for you, blondie.

I'm just doing my job!

I need a favor.

I need you to go with them.

What for?

Every good con needs a distraction.

How is it I'm the distraction?

It's just that all women...

are a distraction.

Turn the motor off, chief.

Turn the motor off.

It gives me a headache.

You here to fix the air conditioning?

Did you hear me?

Are you here to fix the air conditioning?

What's wrong with him?

The air conditioning...

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