Quiet on set, please. Quiet down.

Here we go. Pulsara Mgica

testimonial, take 13.

- 14.

- Take 14.

And 3, 2...

Two years ago,

I was working on my roof

when suddenly...

I fell.

I hit the floor and hurt my back.

I couldn't find work.

Nobody'd hire me.

But thank God

I found The Magic Bracelet.

And since then...

- my life has changed...

- Cut! Cut!

We're not selling used cars.

We sell hope.

I repeat:

Do it again.

I don't understand.

What don't you understand,

for the love of...

How do you sell hope?

How do I sell hope?

Watch me.

If I didn't believe that this bracelet...

worked miracles,

that this bracelet cured arthritis,

I wouldn't use it.

Now you understand?

The folks need to believe

what you're selling is real.

That the bracelet is real.


- You sure you got it?

- Perfectly.

- Sure?

- Sure?

But can you explain one thing?

What's that?

How does this bracelet work?

The script says it's going to send

energy all through my body.

Truth is I feel nothing.

And me, as a Method actor...

- I need to know what I'm feeling...

- What, what?

A Method actor?

What's your problem?

Can't you just say

the words as written?

You think I'm an idiot, or what?

Sorry. My nerves.

You're fired.

Let's give this Method actor

a hand. He's got to go.

Get out before I pummel you.


You. The one cleaning.

How long have you been

in this country?

Two weeks? Three?

Get this man a script.


The hair regrowth tonic for men.

You can be 80. Look 40. And have

more hair than when you were 20.


Who has time to exercise nowadays?

Lose weight the easy way.

Apply Kema Krema and wipe away

those extra pounds.

A natural cream that helps circulate

the blood to your member.

Which means you'll be thicker

and longer where it counts.

And you girls will enjoy him

a whole lot more.


It's sensational.

Because size does matter.

Days, months, years

living with muscle or joint pain?

Wowl 25/ growth?

It's the most effective

hair regrowth tonic.

Scientists have developed...

Lose weight the easy way.

Apply Kema Krema all over your body...

Ladies care about the size

of a man's member.

What's the solution?

As soon as I put it on, I, um...

I saw the difference, and I got better.

For instant relief

of arthritis and headaches,

try The Magic Bracelet,

the bracelet with magical powers

that'll change your life.

Well, two years ago...

I was working on my roof,

when I fell off.

When I fell, I hurt my back.

Sit down.

I wanted to stretch my legs.

It's just, we've been

sitting for hours now.

When someone comes to pay for you,

then you stretch.


Which one?

Wait here.

You. Nappy-locks. Get out.

Reinforced with titanium steel

and coated with crystals...

Thank you.

You've been so kind. God bless you.

What's the matter with you,

moron? Get out!

Go on! Get out!


Frickin' homo.

I hate this country.


How ostentatious.

You like it?

Drug money?

What a racist comment.

Just because I'm a well-dressed

Latino with a car

doesn't mean I'm a drug dealer.

Since we last spoke,

I started my distribution company.

Check it out.

I saw this one. Good movie.

Very, very, very good.

I personally did the artwork.

I think you misspelled Crash.

Business is good, then?

Good enough to get you here.

Which reminds me. You owe me.

I owe you for what?

For getting you across the border.

Know what that costs these days?

Take what you need from here.

Where'd you get this?

From him.

Hand it over.

I wouldn't give it to him.

The gun's pointed at my head.

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