Bandolera Page #4

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- Of course it's not.

Of course it is.

I'm out.

This record's already scratched.

Moctesuma Valdez.

The millionaire Alejandro is talking

about is Moctesuma Valdez.

The infomercial guru?

I didn't know he was Argentinean.

His real name is Claudio Silvestrini.

He changed it to Moctesuma

so he could pander to Latinos.

Especially Mexicans.

He's a phony, an opportunist,

and his products are all frauds.

Everything about him is a lie,

even his name.

He's amassed a fortune preying

on the hopes and dreams of people like us.

Regular people.

Immigrants. Like you. Like me.

He knows what he's doing.

He targets his customers

at the perfect time. You know when?

When they're most desperate.

How many people, relatives,

friends do we know

that have gone broke ordering these

so-called miracle cures?

Too many, right?

And then there's...

Water of God.

And rejuvenate the body's

natural immune system,

helping to prevent

coughs, fever, and diabetes.

The most despicable,

the most vile thing he sells.

Doctor, I have an important question.

Cancer? What about cancer?

And the most personal one.

In many cases,

cancer has been eradicated.

That means for a lot of our viewers

who don't have insurance

to pay for these expensive treatments

that are needed to cure cancer

have a much cheaper alternative

with Water of God, right?

Exactly. And as a doctor,

I recommend Water of God.

There you have it.

Buy Water of God right now.

Live longer.

Rejuvenate your immune system.

On principle,

we never steal from our own.

But this lowlife deserves it.

He's not a good man.

I know this is risky.

But life is full of risks.

None of you would even be in the U.S.

If you hadn't taken a risk.

So...

are you in?

Good.

In two weeks, Valdez will be

throwing himself a party

for being named Hispanic

Businessman of the Year.

It's a big deal for him.

Even the Mayor of Los Angeles

will be there,

which means the party

is the perfect opportunity

to create a diversion

and gain access to the mansion.

"TECHNOLOG Y FOR THE NEXT DAY"

Julio.

We're getting started.

If everything goes right,

we should be out by dusk.

Wait a minute.

We're going to rob him

in broad daylight?

Yes.

Rafaela.

You think you can build a secret

compartment like this

in the trunk of a limousine?

Frickin' A.

Do real women arm wrestle?

I'll take that as a... yes.

Remember, the deeper you make it,

the more money we can get out in it.

Cool.

What color do you want the dress?

Dress?

No one said anything about a dress!

It's not just a dress.

It's a formal gown...

black.

Why do I have to wear a dress?

Because none of us

would look good in one.

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