Balkanski spijun Page #5

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-Me they suspect! Criminals just pass

them by, but they arrest me!

-This society always suspected me...

..and he's networking all over

the country...

...that guy that opened pancake stand

in our street is working for him!

-He's financing spying activities!

-Yes? Who? Ah, wrong number...

-Who was that? -Wrong number...

-Man's voice? -Yes.

-Who did he ask for? -Who?

-That man who callled wrong number!

-Someone called Nikola Popovic. -Nikola

Popovic, ahh, you're so naive!

-And stupid, say it! -What else can I say

when you're behaving like crazy!

-They called me! -You???

-Yes, me and they'll call again!!!

-What did I tell you?

-Hallo? I'm sorry, can you speak louder,

I don't understand anything you say...

-Excuse me, did you called a minute ago?

-Yes, an operator can make one mistake,

but to do it a 100 times is impossible!!!

-Listen,comrade,maybe you've got the wrong

number but you've got the one you asked for.

-You don't get it? Oh, you'll get it!

F*** you and I f*** you mother, get lost!

-Do you know who was that? -Who?

-The tenant.

-It wasn't his voice. -Yes, it is,

he put a sweater over the microphone!

-They will try to liquidate me...

-What do you mean "liquidate you"?

-To kill me.

-To kill you? -Go and see who is it.

-Who is it?

-Who was it? -A beggar.

-Are you sure it was a beggar?

-Now I'll get visits from his beggars,

postmen and those who ask about adresses.

-He'll keep my house under surveillance,

but he's messing with the wrong man.

-He was trained for every situation,

but not for ME.

-OK, we'll fight, my friend,

to the very end, it's me or him.

-I wasn't born alone on this world!

-Hallo, Djura? Djura, my brother,

come here immediately.

-No, it's not that, I can't talk about

it over the phone.

-Come, hurry...

-I'm going to get some vodka and you,

if you can, make us a cheese pie.

-Lock yourself in, tommorow I'll put

bars on doors and windows.

-Who's there? -It's me, open up!

-Who is it? -ME, open the door.

-Ilija!!! Ilija, my god!

-Sit, sit down!

-I told you, didn't I?

-I told you they'll try to kill me!

-Is it true? -Yes, it is, they waited

for me in front of the supermarket

..they tried a hit and run assasination,

aauch!

-Who is it? -It's me!

-Is that you Djura?

-It's me!

-Ilija!!! -Djuro, my brother!

-My poor Ilija, what happened?

-Nothing, sit down, I'm fine.

-How did you get hurt? -In front of

supermarket, someone hit me with a car.

-Are you hurt, no broken bones? -No, it's

nothing, I feel a little bit dizzy, that's all.

-You could've been killed.

-It can still happen to me.

-This is just the begining, sit down.

-How can I sit down, when I see you like this???

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