Bald Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 2008
- 81 min
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You hit this 50 times, fast.
# My friends are all laughing #
# My love life is a joke #
# And take another toke #
# When you're getting high #
# So I ain't in no hurry #
# My hand will get me by #
# Yes, I'm lonely #
[coughs]
Oh, that's delicious.
Do you have any sodas?
That is a luxury
I cannot afford, O.B.
Max.
We have a question.
Ladies.
I think you just saved
Andrew Wood's life.
Will you give me a second?
- Fine with us.
O.B.
One day when I make my money,
me and you are gonna open
up a restaurant of our own.
And what are we gonna call that?
The Ultimate Biscuit.
Yeah.
And when people meet
there, they're gonna say,
"Dude, meet me at the
f***in' Ulti Bisc."
We'll only serve gigantic portions,
and only the most gigantic people
will be allowed to work there.
could eat in freedom, right?
This sounds wonderful, man.
The walls will be decorated
enjoying life through feast.
And the centerpiece is gonna be
an all-you-can-eat bar
of cake, pie, ice cream...
- Pudding.
- And milk shakes.
And it won't be a bar, no.
This will be an island.
Your words are like
chocolate poetry to me.
When will they be so?
Soon, my portly friend, soon.
Ladies, once upon a time,
you said you wanted to be a
part of my internet business.
- Mm-hmm.
- Does that offer still stand?
- Yeah.
- Why?
Well, it's gonna require
you to take off your clothes.
And why would I do that?
Not just you.
Shirtless Cynthia too.
What are you talking about?
You can open up a
hundred fashion companies
if you listen to me.
All I need are your bodies, your trust,
and your phone tree of hot women.
Well, how many do you need?
Well, how many can you bring?
[Coughs]
We start tomorrow.
is something every
man should experience,
and if not that, they
should at least see it.
People.
This is gonna be a celebration,
a celebration of the human body.
What can I do to help, Max?
You're gonna be head
of security with the B.
Oh, the B rules.
Give me your dad's credit card.
Hmm?
The f*** is going on here?
Max, where are you?
In the basement.
Come on down, little buddy.
Hi.
What's this?
This is your new business.
Welcome to the big time, little buddy.
What is it?
Have a seat.
Have a drink.
I want to explain something to you.
For years now, I have watched
men get rich off the internet
while I just stood idly by.
Well, all that's gonna change, Woodsy,
because me and you,
we're going into the adult
entertainment industry.
Go on.
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