Bald

Synopsis: This movie takes bad behavior to a whole new level
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
2.7
R
Year:
2008
81 min
9 Views

[Women moaning]

[Cartoony bouncing sounds]

[Tearing sound]

Oh my God, I think he's going bald.

[Women screaming]

[All screaming]

I'm 20 years old, and

I'm losing all of my hair.

Every day, it thins more and more.

My best friend Max says

no one can even notice,

but I know that's not true.

If I was rich, I could

get a hair transplant

or one of those serious

Hollywood hairpieces.

But I'm not rich.

I'm bald.

Come on Growpecia, I've

waited the six months.

Start working.

I used to get all the girlies.

Now I barely get kitty cat once a month.

I tried stopping my hair loss.

Nothing works.

This doesn't work either.

I need the brush Jack Nicholson

used in Anger Management.

That thing was incredible.

Come to think of it, Jack

Nicholson is incredible.

I'm gonna have to wear a hat every day

for the rest of my life.

Print my paper, smoke my ten paper,

get to class.

People will notice you

wore those pants last week.

Good morning, little buddy.

Hey, is this... is this

new this thing your doing,

'cause it's working.

Will you get out of

here with that stuff?

You're gonna stink up my clothes.

My shuttle's leaving in five minutes.

Now, did you finish your paper?

It's not due today.

[Laughs]

You wore those pants last week.

Well, hello, the B.

You coming to class today?

We got four hecklers for Psych.

The B will be there.

Motherf*cker.

Ooh, I wish I'd slept

in here last night.

Shh.

Looking good, ladies.

Looking good.

Max, I'm gonna kick your ass.

When'd you make these?

Last night.

What time?

I don't know, like, 3:30.

Why, do you like them?

They're exceptional.

Ladies, I really think

this is your best work.

I can't believe you're saying that.

When we made it, we were

practically passing out.

I always told you,

a true artist works best at night.

You guys are gonna be huge.

Trust me.

Wait, have you come up with

your new internet idea yet?

Cynthia and I really need

money for our clothing line.

I'm working on it.

What's taking you so long?

Oh, don't worry.

See, the subconscious part of my brain

has been working overtime

the last three weeks,

so any minute now, my idea is gonna pop.

Everyone says you're a genius.

Why aren't you making any money, genius?

Oh, I will.

See, every man just

needs one great idea, one.

It's on the way.

Hmm.

Well, when you come up

with it, we want to help.

- You do?

- Mm-hmm.

Shouldn't be a problem.

Ladies, it's the good

things that happen slowly.

It's the great things

that happen all at once.

Shuttle's leaving, two minutes.

I kind of like him.

I know.

I slept with him once.

Really?

And how was he?

Incredible.

The best male sex I've ever had.

[Laughs]

Oh.

Unhand that dweeb.

Look at him; he's nothing.

Everybody, those guys are probably gay.

[Extremely loud belching]

Now, you get to class, little buddy.

Go save the world.

[Indistinct whispering]

Look at his bald head.

Got no hair.

[Laughter]

I've got more hair on my balls.

Hey, pal.

Got no hair.

Let's make this quick.

Hello, operator?

Yes, I'm trying to buy some security.

Yes, I'm very insecure.

Oh, you have some in stock.

Great.

No, no, no, I'll take it now.

Is everybody ready?

Is y'all motherf*ckers ready?

Y'all gladiators?

We're gonna turn the heat up

in this motherf*cker today!

Whoo!

Those are some big ass titties!

Little thirsty.

I want to take the morning after pill

before I go out at night.

That way, I'll be ahead of the game.

Mm-hmm.

What the f*ck?

Make sure you ain't got no bomb

or nothing in this... bend over.

Is cum fattening?

I hope Coach partners

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Blake Leibel

Blake Leibel (born 8 May 1981) is a Canadian convicted murderer. He has previously been a comic book creator, graphic novelist, screenwriter, and fledgling Hollywood animated film director, residing in Los Angeles, California since 2004. In June 2018, Leibel was convicted of first-degree murder of his fiancée, Iana Kasian. more…

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