Bad Johnson Page #3
for any of his myriad shortcommings.
I think she used a Thesaurus
on that last one.
- This is online?
- Douchebagassholecheaters.com
I don't understand how you can have
something so special, so great
and throw it away for one fleeting moment.
Doesn't make sense.
figures right now if he didn't
bend me over the conference
table and have his way with me.
Don't get me wrong. I loved it.
But it ruined our office dynamic.
And I had to let him go.
Me and Rich used to be best friends.
Until I walked in on him f***ing my mom.
My parents divorced. I
lost sight of my goals.
Now I'm addicted to meth
and I work the three a.m.
fast food restaurant.
In the ghetto.
Kimmy.
Ah. I wish my dick would just leave me alone.
[Screams] [Car Alarm Goes Off]
Josh. Call me. Something, something
terrible has happened man.
You know I don't even know
why I'm leaving a voicemail.
You never check it so all right.
Im, im gonna hang up and
then imma text you. Okay? All right.
Josh? Josh!
You have a collect call from
This is your dick. I'm in an alley downtown.
Do you accept the charges?
Do you accept the charges?
Do you. Accept the charges?
- Yes.
- Hello?
Is this Rich?
- Uh huh.
- Oh thank God.
Whew. I couldn't remember
your number for sh*t.
- I just got like twenty "No hablo ingls's" before you picked up.
- Uh huh.
Who is this?
It's me. Your penis.
Who is this for real?
It's your penis b*tch.
It's your cock, your dick
your pecker, your prick.
I don't beleive you.
Your dick goes missing. Someone calls you up
and tells you he's your dick.
And you don't beleive him?
- My dick is not missing.
- No sh*t.
He's in an alley on Surmack and State.
All right look. I'm just gonna,
I'm gonna hang up now. Okay?
Becky Wallace. All right look. I'm just
gonna, I'm gonna hang up now. Okay?
Becky Wallace.
What?
Becky Wallace. Your first hand job.
Big girl with hair on her nipples.
A bad case of Rosacea
Surprisingly good.
Knew how to work the tip, ignore the base.
All right. Who the f*** told you that?
Huh? Huh?
In seventh grade you jerked off so
hard you dislocated your shoulder.
You told your parents you hurt
it simulating Mortal Kombat
fatalities with your friends.
Want me to keep going?
You've had Chlamydia twice.
You spray me with Curb Club
before you go out for the night
And. When you're bored
You helicopter me around and make
my hole talk like a little mouth.
- All right that is enough. That's enough.
- Which is embarrasing.
Ok so just stop.
- I don't know what happened.
- Stop.
The last thing I remembered
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