Backyard Ashes Page #4
I'm warning the lot of ya.
Hi, Grace.
- Glad you could make it.
- Thanks, Lillee.
Sorry about Edward.
He's busy at work.
Ah, that's a pity. Never mind,
we'll catch up some other time.
(KIWI ACCENT)
Hey, Spock, you sh*t kicker,
how about you lift a finger
for once and get us a drink, eh?
Only if you say fish and chips.
- Piss off.
- Close enough.
(GROANS)
Jesus, you blokes never leave off.
Oh!
SPOCK:
Have you cleaned out the van?
Of course I did, Spooky.
That Mr Whippy van's
been spit-polished
to a mirror finish.
- She's spick and span, Spock.
- I'll take that as a yes.
Oh, hi, Kerri. How's it going?
- Pretty choice, bro.
- I know what you're after.
Here's the keys to the van.
Left some spare
iceblocks in the fridge.
Middle shelf. Don't tell Spock.
You'll need some scissors
to open them too, Kerri.
LILLEE:
Not the good scissors, Kerri!
- (SHOUTING)
- (LAUGHS)
What's the matter, Shep?
Didn't see that one coming?
Piss off, Spock.
If we'd wrapped it in wool
you'd have hit it.
You blokes won't be smiling
when I knock the skin
off this next one.
Jeez, we're scared, old timer.
Could someone get Merv's glasses?
In fact, use the ball
with the bell in it.
Piss off, Spock!
You've stacked on a bit of
weight in the winter months.
Because every time
I shagged your mum,
she threw me a biscuit.
- Mmm.
- Come on, do your worst.
(SHOUTING)
- That is bullshit!
- We'll go upstairs for you.
Piss off, you're out!
Did you get that on video, Pigeon?
Sorry, Merv. Busy.
That'd be right. Alright,
must be my bowl, then.
That's drinks, ladies.
MERV:
You do that every timeit's my turn to bowl.
Beer o'clock.
- A beer, Spooky?
- Um, not just yet, mate.
Hey, boys, when was
the last time you remember
that Spooky wasn't thirsty
at the esky at drinks?
- Yeah, good point, Douglas.
- What are you saying, Dougie?
a lady friend.
I haven't seen that for a while!
Shh! Go easy on him.
- Cheers, mate.
- How you going, Warnie?
Good. I just... I was...
I put on a bet.
Oh, yeah. Let us know
if she's a winner.
What? Oh, alright.
(LILLEE LAUGHS)
MEN:
Whoa!I'll get it.
Have you blokes ever heard
of hitting it along the ground?
(CHOIRBOYS "BOYS WILL BE BOYS")
- Did you find it, Dad?
- Yeah.
(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC)
Hey, Pidge!
You can turn this one up a bit.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
Doug? Doug!
Take it easy, it's getting late.
OK, love. Just having a bit of fun.
- Must be my bowl.
- MERV:
Two to come.(SHOUTING)
(DISTANT MUSIC)
You two having a good time
in there?
They are an uneducated, unruly mob!
- GRACE:
What's that, love?- Next door!
How often do I
have to put up with this?
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