Backyard Ashes Page #3
It's them.
MAC:
Well, you're right,Wil. It is a removalist.
I can't see much. Oh, the
furniture looks a bit la-di-da.
Hmm. Seen better days, I reckon.
- You certainly have.
- Hm.
- Hm.
- What?
What? Furniture.
It's a bit exciting when someone
new moves in, isn't it, darl?
You think so?
- DOUGIE:
Oh, bugger me!- What? What is it?
Oh, that slimy weasel!
Who? What are you talking about?
- It's bloody Jardine!
- LILLEE:
Jardine?DOUGIE:
Edward what's-his-name.The toffy-nosed Pom from work.
- Who?
- Lords!
Spit it out, Doug.
That's the bastard
that sacked Norm.
- No.
- DOUGIE:
Yeah.The prick's gone and bought
his house on the cheap.
LILLEE:
That's a bit ordinary.I can't live next door
to a bloke like that.
- I'm gonna...
- What?
Pull your head in.
I'm sure we can
handle this sensibly.
Bloody Jardine!
What do you think? I know.
Not forever.
(DOG BARKS)
(BARKING CONTINUES)
(COLLAR BELL JINGLES)
(CAT MEOWS, DOG BARKS)
DOUGIE:
Dougall!Sorry about that.
(CAT MEOWS)
(HISSES AND MEOWS)
It's alright. It's alright. I know.
MacDougall, good boy!
You done good, boy.
Anyhow, I must be off,
We'd love to have you
and they're usually lots of fun.
Oh, yes, I'm sure they are.
It's Edward, really.
He's not much for socialising.
the company of the cat.
(LAUGHS) No worries.
- But thanks for the offer, Lillee.
- You're both always welcome. Hello.
- What was all that about?
- That was Lillee.
She's invited us over
for a barbecue.
Very nice of her, don't you think?
Well, you can certainly
count me out.
It's a ridiculous idea.
It wouldn't hurt to meet
a few of the locals, Edward.
The locals?
I have far more
important things to do
than attend one of their
cretinous backyard booze-ups.
My God, you can be so rude.
Rude? I'm the one who
has to tolerate them at work.
Why should I put up with them and their
noisy children in my spare time?
Give them a chance, Edward.
Besides, you chose the house.
Yes. Well, I didn't know
who the neighbours were.
would move next door
to that sorry lot?
A Pommy tight-arse
looking for a deal?
How's Dexter's rash?
- Hey, Mouse. How you doing?
- Good, thanks.
- Hi, Merv.
- Hello. How are you?
Hi, guys!
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
AND LAUGHTER)
- So, how's your new mate going?
- How would I know?
I can't believe the sneaky mongrel
actually had the bloody cheek
to buy Norm's joint.
And to make it worse, he's a Pommy.
OK, you guys, give it a break.
Here they come now.
LILLEE:
Ah, it's just Grace on her own.
- Hey, Doug, behave yourself.
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