Bachelorette Page #3

down your shoulder.

Yuck!

You are the first

Bee-Face to get married.

Oh.

I'm gonna cry.

No, don't cry, 'cause

then I will cry too.

Like when we all watched

Princess Di's funeral

together, you remember that?

Too soon.

That was like fifteen

years ago, pal.

Uh, that was like

four years ago.

It was fifteen

years ago, Katie.

It was five years ago.

I think I know

when Lady Diana died.

Did Regan explain to you

about the par-tay tonight?

I was just trying to

tell them that, yes...

Well, okay. It's a little

last-minute,

- but... We are having champagne...

- Ooh!

...and ice cream,

in our suite after

the rehearsal dinner.

Great!

And then we're gonna

like, party, right?

Like ah... like woo!

Like mm... Oh.

I know.

Yeah, boring.

Right.

Old, boring, almost-married

lady right here.

Yeah, it's just that uh,

a lot of the bridesmaids

came from out of town,

so I just had to keep

it really low-key.

And besides, I'm not a

big partier anymore.

Not like some people.

These two.

So... all right, well... I

think our car is waiting,

so let's all go.

Oh. Let's go.

Byeee... We're totally gonna

keep it low-key, too.

That's what we

were talking about.

Just keeping it low-key.

That's the kind

of girls we are.

Let's do some coke.

Yes!

Look at these people,

just desperate,

terrible, all of them.

They want to be like, in

what, legalized slavery?

That's what it is,

it's like a Jane

Austen novel on crack.

That's exactly right.

Should we do some more coke?

If you do anymore coke,

somebody's dick is

gonna get sucked.

Oh... #

Here we go.

To you and your

beautiful daughter.

Yes, indeed.

Victoria,

are you feeling

confident about tomorrow?

Your walk down the aisle

was a little bumpy.

Was it bumpy?

I don't remember it being bumpy.

Are you kidding? Best man,

mother of the bride?

We got this on lockdown,

don't we, Victoria?

He's handsome and funny.

Are you married, Trevor?

No.

Oh. Yeah. No, no.

I'm trying, though.

I'm just, you know...

haven't found the

right girl yet.

Hey.

You know how Becky

wanted to keep it low-key?

Well... I got a stripper for

the bachelorette party.

Stop your lies.

You don't know any strippers.

I do.

I know a freelance stripper.

That sounds amazing.

What's going on?

I just don't know...

how to do it.

Like in a bathtub,

with rope... I just

I gotta go do something.

Okay.

Please don't leave me alone.

Now honey, why can't you...

- ...find a nice man like this?

- Hmm?

Oh, come on.

Frank is never

gonna commit to you.

Frank? Who's Frank?

Her boyfriend.

He's doing his residency.

He'll be here tomorrow.

Yeah... Wow.

I bet he's busy a lot.

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