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Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Yeah?
It's very interesting.
All right.
I-I personally think
that blowj*bs are
You know, like if you're..
if you're ranking them
on a scale of 1 to 10,
and 10 being I'm, you know,
choking on just semen,
vomit just everywhere.
off with 4s and with 5s.
Like just enough so the...
so that you know that
I know exactly what I'm doing,
but with zero enthusiasm.
I'm giving you nothing,
because then you're
gonna be like
all right, fine. I'll
just f*** her, you know?
'Cause if I start off with
a 10, I got nowhere to go.
I mean, why are you gonna
spend any time f***ing me?
You just came all over my face.
So you start off small, right?
But you build.
I'll give you a 6
after a fight, when
we're making up.
And then an 8
when you spend a
shitload of money on me,
or get me something
that's like a sweet...
gift or whatever,
I'll do full 8.
But then, I circle it back.
Back to the 3s, the 4s, and
the 5s, because that sh*t,
every time, without fail,
makes the guy's
dick alarm go off.
You know what I mean
when I say dick alarm.
Right?
And you're gonna be like,
"Hey, baby.
What's wrong with you?
You're acting funny.
Why so sad?"
When really what you're
telling me is, "God dammit,
just like suck my dick harder."
So... um... let's just
say um, like, what...
What's an example?
I don't know,
you're like on a...
on an airplane, you're going
to a wedding of this girl
that you went to
high school with.
Uh, two more?
Sure.
And your ex-boyfriend uh...
Your ex-boyfriend who
ruined your f***ing life
is gonna be there.
That jerk.
All this pent-up frustration,
sitting next to some dude
Well... How about this guy?
Oh, no. I feel like I'll
definitely see you again.
Oh, my goodness.
Bee!
Look at her!
Bee-Face.
Aw, Bees!
We're together again!
Everything's okay, you guys.
All right.
How are we gonna get through
the next twelve hours?
Gena brought cocaine!
Oh, my god.
Let's use our indoor voices, about it...
you know...
Here's the deal, though.
We need to do some before
the bachelorette party.
Uh, it's not that
kind of a party.
Hear me out.
We don't want to share our
coke with rando bridesmaids.
It's for us.
It's true.
Bee-yatch-faces!
Ah-hah!
Woo!
I'm so excited, I
could buy a gun.
You guys are all
here, at my wedding.
Me... Isn't it just crazy?
Did Regan tell you guys
just how excited I am?
Yeah.
I see Regan all the time.
I'm sick of her.
Yeah. Feeling's mutual.
I'm so sick of you.
I'm sick of you, too.
There's my sick, running
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