Bachelorette Page #4

Tough to commit that way.

Let's just say

hi to Aunt Janey, okay?

You don't want to be rude.

If you get bored,

I'll be right here.

Can I get you anything?

I'm-I'm good, actually.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Joe.

Joe... Barnes?

From back in the...

we went to...

high school together...

Do you...?

Do you have a job?

A job? Like out- like a...

yeah, I have a job um,

uh, in the world.

computer programming, actually.

Like a Steve Jobs

kind of thing?

Uh, hmm, kind- err, no.

Not at all, actually.

I didn't found Apple.

You don't remember me, do you?

Ah... The honeymoon

is a total surprise.

I haven't told her yet, but

I'm gonna blow her mind.

Boar hunting?

We're going to central Germany.

It's incredible. We should...

Gena?

Hi...

Hi, Clyde.

I haven't seen you since...

...that thing.

...since that thing I

grew up next to Becky,

so I was kind of around a lot.

We would hang out

a little bit, and then

into high school, we were

in French class together.

Wait. I took French?

Yes.

You actually used to

copy my homework.

But no, it's-it's good.

I just wanted to say hi, and...

and uh...

say the hellos.

I-I sold you pot.

Oh, Joe!

That's-that's me.

You've got bangs!

Yeah, new bangs.

Do you have some?

Remember how I was telling you

about the Bee-Faces,

Becky's friends?

This is Gena Myers,

she's one of them.

Oh, hi.

Gena, this is my

sister, Stefanie.

Nice to meet you, Mrs. Myers.

Oh, no. I'm not married.

And um, I'm not an

adult, either, so...

Excuse me for a second.

The natives are

getting restless.

Oh... You two know each other from...

...high school.

...since I was your age.

All right. I'm gonna go

sit down, but um... Okay.

...will you come

sit next to me?

Uh, well, whatever those

little place-cards say, okay?

Bye...

What?

I didn't say anything.

That is a... dress?

No, this is a T-shirt.

I'm glad to see you're still

fighting the good fight

against the tyranny of pants.

I also thought maybe

this would help you

get a head-start.

Maybe I'm looking

for a challenge.

Oh... is that why...

you're trying to

f*** a small child?

Good one.

You know what you should do?

Save the zingers for

the speeches, Genny.

Okay.

Our seventh-grade field trip

to Six Flags is

coming to a close.

We're all piling on

the bus to go home.

Dale lags behind,

'cause he just has

to ride the Freefall

at the last minute.

So he's running like

hell to catch up to us,

and he just bites it.

Wipes out completely, spills

what must be two liters

of Dr. Pepper all over his

shorts,

just epic.

So later, he and I are sitting

in the back of the bus,

and I get a whiff of

Dr. Pepper and piss.

And I say, "You know,

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