Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan Page #5

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Prepared by the great state

of Minnesota,

The correctional department,

and my own two loving hands.

(Inhales and exhales sharply)

Not doing too bad.

- For a cube rat.

- Right.

- You wouldn't really

leave me behind, would you?

- Oh, absolutely.

- I'll kill for a burger

and fries right now.

- How about just a shake?

- Yo, this dude's crazy.

I can't do this all week.

I'm out of here.

- I don't know, man.

- You want to be worked

to death?

- I don't want to work at all.

- Who's with me?

- Count me in.

- Where are you gonna go?

Like you could find

your way back.

- We came up here;

we can get back down.

- No one likes this sh*t,

but it beats jail time.

- Screw you guys.

I'm gonna find a way

out of here.

- This guy's gonna get us all

in trouble.

I know that guy's a hard-Ass,

but look,

If we stick together,

we can get through this thing.

- Man, I hate that f***er.

I'm gonna frag him in his sleep.

- What's that?

Sh*t.

- Yo, what is this?

- Check it out.

- What is it?

- I don't even know.

Dude, what are you doing?

- F***in' "a. "

I'm taking a souvenir.

- Come on, man.

We need to get back

before sergeant hokeypokey

Comes looking for us.

Come on.

(Ominous music)

Hey, check out what we found.

- Where did you get that?

- Big deal.

It's a cow horn.

- Uh, excuse me.

Cows don't have horns.

- Just leave it.

- What?

I'm gonna make a bong

out of this thing.

I got get something

out of this shitty program.

- Hell, yeah.

- That was a living creature.

You shouldn't smoke out of it.

- What?

It's just some old dead cow.

- You mean bull.

- I know, smart-Ass.

- What's going on here?

What is that?

Do you think

this is a scavenger hunt?

It's not.

I know you, boy,

All strut and no gut.

Well, it looks like some of you

didn't enjoy your lunch.

Isn't that a pity?

Do me a favor.

Clean up after yourselves now.

We are moving out.

Move out!

Open your ears!

Moving!

Move!

- Get all your things.

Remember, leave only footprints.

Zack, get your sandwich, please.

(Ominous music)

- Howdy, sheriff.

- Ronny, how you doing?

- Fine.

- Budd, you get the game

on that thing?

- Nah, nothing exciting happens

in this small town.

What can I pour you, sheriff?

- A little early, Budd.

- Early?

That never stopped me.

- Dad.

He's on duty.

- I'm just trying to make

the place a little profit.

- Wish you would've tried that

before you sold me this place.

- Oh...

- Say, Mel,

didn't you have a cousin

Who went to that

first offenders program

Up there to cutter's peak?

- That was a niece, yeah.

It's a pretty good program.

Really helped her.

- I just dropped c. B. Off

up there today.

Well, there's

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