Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan Page #4

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Stop dreaming.

Time to wake up

to the nightmare.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Drop your c*cks

and grab your socks.

We're going on a hike!

- Another beautiful day

in paradise, chicken little.

- I hope you enjoyed your

accommodations last evening.

Compared to today,

It's gonna feel like

a five-Star resort.

Today we are going on a hike.

Going off-Road.

We're going to blaze

our own trail.

(Knock on door)

- Wow, this is nice in here.

Fire, mini fridge...

reading material.

A guide to eastern philosophies

and religion?

I'm shocked; you read.

- It's just the next book

I throw on the fire.

- Can you do me a favor

and leave that behind?

You're intimidating enough

without it.

- (Growls)

You happy?

- Yeah.

- Well, good for you.

- Yeah.

- Well, I hope you can keep up.

March.

Move it out.

Move!

Left! Left!

Left, right, left!

Left! Left!

Left, right, left!

Tell me, happy hour,

when you had to walk the line,

Was it left, right, left?

Your field sobriety test,

do you remember?

Or were you too blacked out?

And you.

You like to fight, huh?

When Im done with you,

you'll be able to take on

A whole battalion!

I'm sure

that'll make your daddy proud!

Left, right, left!

Left, right, left!

Do you have two left feet, son?

Left, right, left,

wasted space!

Make a hell of

a ballroom dancer.

Chicken little, Im sorry.

There's no internet out here.

You cannot Google

left, right, left.

Very good, thornbush.

I like your intensity.

Your attitude may actually work

for you out here.

You're gonna repeat after me.

I look ahead,

who do I see?

All:
I look ahead,

who do I see?

- Louder!

I look ahead,

who do I see?

All:
I look ahead,

who do I see?

- it's sergeant Hoke,

that s. O.B.

All:
it's sergeant Hoke,

that s. O.B.

- Now you're getting it!

I look ahead,

who do I see?

All:
I look ahead,

who do I see?

- sergeant Hoke,

that s. O.B.

All:
sergeant Hoke,

that s. O.B.

- a life of crime

is not for me

All:
a life of crime

is not for me

- Ill contribute to society

All:
Ill contribute

to society

(Adventurous music)

- Move! Move!

Up that hill.

Go! Move!

Go, go, go, go.

Keep up, people, or I will

leave you on this mountain.

Move, move, move!

Up that hill.

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

Navigate through those trunks.

These stumps represent you.

This is what you are.

You are stumps.

You want to grow

into those mighty trees.

That's what you want to be.

- (Gibbers)

(Chuckles)

(Laughing)

(Gibbering)

(Laughs and gibbers)

Your move.

(Laughs)

- All right, s. T.U.M.P.S!

Get across that river.

This is where we'll picnic

for lunch.

Move, move, move!

Please join me for a meal

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