Austenland Page #4
The clock is ticking. Tick-took,
tick-took. Oh, bugger.
How unfortunate.
Excuse me.
Good duck.
Jane. Jane! Jane.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You know, I know how it feels to
be treated badly by stupid men.
I really do.
Jane, come on.
Give me a hug.
Come on. At least it's not
gonna happen at this place.
Besides, you'll feel
totally different tomorrow.
the world that hang themselves.
And then the next day,
they feel different,
but there's nothing
they can do about it.
Don't hang yourself, Jane.
Mmm-hmm.
Anyway, if you need anything,
just call me. I'm right down the hall.
Well, actually,
I'm not right down the hall
because you're in the servants' wing.
You're in the creepy tower.
God, sometimes I think
about you here at night.
Must be really scary.
It's okay.
Anyway.
And, Jane,
the maid told me that...
FYI, she said don't
use the chamber pots.
Apparently the toilets
really do flush here,
and they don't know what to do
if it's just piled high.
Right.
Of course,
he made all his money
selling quicklime
on the continent.
You can never have enough whitewash,
as my grandfather used to say.
Then he contracted
dysentery and died.
Tap-tap.
Good morrow, sir.
'Tis I.
Shall we promenade?
Oh. Oh, I say.
Miss Erstwhile, do join us.
Yes, make haste.
I think I'll go
find some shade.
Really? How peculiar.
She's been too much in the sun.
Come, sir.
Your hunting excursion is commencing
on the upper
paddock at the stable
where you will be assigned
an appropriate mount.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm not spying on you.
at an unladylike moment.
Mrs. Wattlesbrook will probably
rap my knuckles or something.
Tell me about it.
So you hail from
the former colonies?
I'm sorry, that's pretty bad. I'm not
really here to do the "ye olde" stuff.
I'm probably not supposed to be
talking to the servants anyway.
I thought I'd come here and be a total
pro at this, but I don't know...
Yeah. Maybe you need
a coach or something.
Yeah. I'm definitely not
supposed to talk to you.
And yet,
here you are.
That's... I have to...
Where are you?
Miss Erstwhile, there you are.
Yes, hello. I... I was
our divine Miss Erstwhile
seems to have escaped us.
And let us not see if
we cannot find her out...
I was hot so I stopped in here,
you know, and then I sat...
I say, Miss Erstwhile,
you are tongue-tied today.
mouth trying to hide from us?
No, no secrets. No.
Do tell me at once.
I simply must know.
Andrews!
Can't you see
that she's unwell?
No, I'm fine.
Thank you...
Unwell? Perhaps you have a
touch of the vapors? Or mange?
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