Aspen Extreme Page #4

You're Blitzen

And You're Dumbo.

I'm Rudolph !

I'm Not--

I'm Rudolph.

Here's What We Got.

We Got Donner, Dancer, Prancer,

Rudolph, Gumby, Dumbo,

Blitzen, Sneezy, Burpy,

Chewie And Cheezy

Over At The End.

You Guys Wanna Go Skiing ?

Shall We Go Skiing ?

Let's Go Skiing.

Follow Me !

Ho-Ho-Ho !

On Donner, On Dancer,

On Rudolph,

On Dumbo,

On Prancer.

Keep Your Knees Bent.

That's It.

Stay On The Center

Of Your Skis.

Is This Great Or What ?

Yeah, T.J.,

This Is Great.

You Got To Be

Ski Instructors,

I Got To Be Santa Claus.

How's The

Suit Work ?

Like A Porsche, Man.

Had This Woman In My Class.

She Was All Over Me.

She's A Doctor Too.

You Can't Pick Up Women When

You're Santa Claus. They

Think It's Sacrilegious.

Rutecki !

Now What ?

Probably Wants To Measure

You For That Bunny Suit.

Kimberly's Mother

Said To Say Thanks.

You Did A Good Job.

A Hundred Bucks And Away !

Best Restaurant In Town.

I Can't.

Why ?

I Got A

Doctor's Appointment.

I Gotta Dump This Suit.

Good Evening.

I Hope This Meets

With Your Approval.

It's A Great Atmosphere,

Huh ?

I Wonder How Much

It Is.

Look, Like These Things

Don't Even Have Prices.

Teej, I Got A Hundred Bucks.

Relax.

Bonsoir, Monsieur.

No, Thank You.

Ah, [ Clearing Throat ]

Excuse Me.

How Much

Is The Shrimp ?

The Scampi, The Mediterranean,

The White Sauce Or Cocktail ?

The Cocktail.

Seven Dollar.

Jesus.

Excuse Me, How Many

Shrimp Do You Get With That ?

One, The Shrimp

Are A La Carte.

Okay, Well, Uh,

I Think I'll Have

The Cocktail.

And How Many

Shrimp, Sir ?

One.

Very Good.

Pour Vous, Monsieur ?

- You Got Beef ?

- Of Course.

What Does That Mean,

A La Carte ?

It's-- They Take The

Shrimp Outta The Shell.

[ T.J. ]

Think We Got Enough

Left Over For A Pizza ?

You Shoulda Had The Beef.

Dexter,

We Live In A Car.

Whoa. We Did

Not Order That.

The Lady Said To Say

Congratulations.

Drink.

It's Very Good.

It Should Be.

It's $600 A Bottle.

Ah, It's Good.

It's A Little Tangy,

But--

I Could Get Used

To That.

How Was The Wine ?

Ah... It Was Great.

But I Think

It's Champagne.

I'm Glad

You Liked It.

I'm Bryce Kellogg.

I Knew It Would Be Something

Like That. Ow !

Congratulations On

Making The Ski School.

Uh-Huh.

I'm Having Some Friends

Up To The House Tonight.

Would You Come ?

Both Of Us ?

Of Course.

Are We Otherwise

Engaged ?

I Think

We're Available.

Sure.

[ Indistinct Chatter ]

I'm Trying To Keep Up

With Him.

Hi.

Come On.

See Those People

Over There ?

Bryce ?

Hello, Franz.

Do You Know T.J. ?

I've Been

Waiting For You.

Are You Sure

You Haven't Met ?

Not Exactly.

But I've Seen Your Picture

On A Poster.

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