Aspen Extreme Page #3

Dex, You Skied Great,

All Right ?

Why Don't You

Go To Sleep ?

I Really Made The Cut ?

Yes !

You Know, You Might

Wanna Think About

Gettin' A Different Hat.

What Are You,

The Fashion Police ?

God, This Is Great,

Just Great.

I'm Sorry, Okay ?

I Told You To Fill The Propane !

Did I Say, "Fill The Propane" ?

I Was Excited. I Forgot.

You Were Excited, Terrific.

We Freeze To Death !

We'll Find

A Place Open.

Where ?

It's 5:
00 In The Morning !

[ Dex ]

Do You Think That's

Who We Heard On The Radio ?

I Hope So.

Great. We Know Her.

Come On.

Whoa, Dex, Wait.

[ Soft Rock ]

[ Knocking ]

[ Knocking ]

Can We Come In ?

What ?

I'm On The Air.

We're Out Of Propane.

We're Freezing.

Actually, We're Okay.

We're Fine.

He's Lying, We're Freezing.

No, I'm Not Lying.

We're Completely Fine.

He's Lying !

[ Slurping ]

We Won't Stay

Very Long.

You Can Stay

Until You Get Warm.

Thanks.

My Name's T.J.

This Is My Friend Dexter.

How You Doin' ?

- We're New In Town.

- There's A News Bulletin.

We Were Just Hired To Be

Ski Instructors.

There's Like

100 Guys Try Out,

They Only Take Five.

Six !

Six.

There's Always 100 Guys.

Maybe Two Make It 'Til Spring.

- We'll Make It.

- Not Sleeping In Your Car

At 36 Below Zero.

And If

You're Feelin' Good,

About Ten Inches Of

New Snow On The Top Of Ajax

Will Make You Feel Great.

Actually,

It's A Van.

- What ?

- You Said We Were

Sleepin' In A Car.

Oh.

He Doesn't Want You To Think

That We're Ski Bums.

I Guess You Better Find

A Place To Live, Huh ?

Do You Know Where We Might

Find A Place, Like, Uh...

350 A Month,

Couple Of Bedrooms, View ?

Yeah. Missouri.

She's Serious.

We Better Go.

What Do We Owe You

For The Coffee ?

Don't Freeze To Death.

Aspen Citizen Of The Day Is

Milt Phillips, A 26-Year Veteran

Of The Fire Department.

Congratulations, Milt.

Good Job.

[ Woman ]

Every Winter We Do This,

And Every Winter I Tell You

I Don't Want To Do This.

I Get Four Weeks Off A Year.

You Get Two And I Get Two.

I Take My Two

In Aspen.

I'm A Warm-Weather Person.

The Bahamas, That's A Vacation.

Oh !

Hi, There. My Name's T.J.

I'll Be Your Ski Instructor.

But What The Hell ?

Marriage Is A Compromise.

We'll Work It Out.

I Don't Wanna Ski

With Santa.

You Didn't Want To Ski

With Hans Or Mark Either.

Daddy And I Want

To Ski, Kimberly.

Santa Will Be Fun !

I Hate Santa !

I'm Sorry.

I Wasn't Nuts About Him Either.

I Always Got Socks.

Well... Good Luck.

How You Guys Doin' ?

Ah... Okay.

We Got Donner And Dancer

And Prancer And Dumbo.

Dumbo's An Elephant !

That's Okay.

Elephants Can Ski.

I Want To Be

Blitzen.

Okay,

You Can Be Blitzen.

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