Aspen Extreme

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Yeah

Yeah

Uh-Huh

Well, I'm Tired

Of The Pressure

So Tired Of The Pace

Just Wanna Grab You, Baby

And Get Out Of This Place

I've Got No Chance

Of Makin' It

Workin' Downtown

Just Walkin' Slow

And Talkin' Low

And Tired Of Goin'

Down, Down, Down

Start The Car

We Gotta Move

This Ain't No Livin'

This Ain't No Groove

It's Been A Long

Hard Road

Come On, Baby

Let's Drive It Home

Start The Car

We Gotta Move

This Ain't No Livin'

This Ain't No Groove

See The Rich

Dang Poor

Somewhere Waitin'

For Something More

Start The Car

But We're Goin' Out

With Dignity

We're Goin' Out

With Style

Lay Down That Hammer, Baby

Make Out On The Road

A Thousand Miles

'Cause I Can't Take

This Town No More, Babe

Well, Start The Car

Start The Car

Whoo-Oo

Ooo-Ooo-Ooo

Start The Car

Whoo-Oo

Ooo-Ooo-Ooo

Start The Car

Hey, Teej,

What's Up, Man ?

What's The Worst Day

You Ever Had ?

I Don't Know.

Today !

No, I Mean, Really.

Probably That Time

I Got Arrested For

Stealing Telephone Poles.

What's Going On ?

Remember That Story ?

The One About The Father

And The Daughter ?

What, That Drunk Guy ?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did You Like That ?

Yeah, I Did.

It Was A Very Good Story.

They Rejected It.

Forget 'Em, Teej, You Know.

I Mean, Just--

And Get This.

Wilson Calls Me

In His Office Today.

They Wanna Make Me

Shop Supervisor.

No.

You Wanna

Get Outta Here ?

I Can't. I Gotta String Chairs.

They Wanna Start Making Snow

In The Morning.

No, I Don't Mean Just Here.

I Mean, Get Outta Here.

Go Someplace Else.

Where Do You

Want To Go ?

It Doesn't Matter Where.

Who Cares As Long As

We're Outta Here ?

- Christ, Look At This Place.

- What's Wrong With You, Burke ?

Dex, Every Day People Go

Out There And Do Something

With Their Lives.

And Every Day It Isn't You

And It Isn't Me.

T.J., We're

From Detroit.

So What ?

So We're The Best Skiers

On This Mountain.

This Isn't A Mountain.

The Wings Have A Great Team.

They're Goin' To The Cup

And I Got Tickets.

Dexter, The Wings Are Never

Gonna Go To The Cup.

And I'm About To Close The Deal

With Rita Over At Sal's Place.

Oh, God, Dexter.

Just Because You Had Her,

She's Ruined For Mankind ?

I Never Touched Her.

Oh, Bull,

You Never Touched Her !

I Didn't. The Woman's

Got A Tattoo Of

Wile E. Coyote On Her Ass.

If You Never Touched Her,

How Do You Know She's Got

A Tattoo On Her Ass ?

That Is Not

The Point !

What's The Point ?

The Point Is, You're Makin'

Five Bucks An Hour Working

On 200 Feet Of Landfill.

I Got My Name On The List

At The Foundry.

Oh, God.

What ?

Is That All You Want

Outta Life ?

No, It's Not All I Want.

I Mean, I Got Plans.

What Are They ?

T.J., I Got My Wants,

You Know What I'm Sayin' ?

I Got Things

That I'm Gonna Do.

What Things ?

Things !

What Are Your Plans,

Dex ?

Why Are You Doin'

This To Me ?

'Cause I'm

Gonna Leave.

And I Just--

I Don't Wanna Do This Alone.

I Want You

To Go With Me.

Okay.

Good !

Ah, So I Gotta Quit

My Job, Huh ?

You Got It.

That I Can Do.

Start The Car

[ Dex ]

Jackson Hole

Looks Pretty Cool.

It's Like 40 Below There !

We're From Michigan.

It'll Be Like Living In Miami.

- Vail ?

- What About It ?

Nah. It Looks Like The

Guy Who Designed Wendy's

Went Nuts At This Place.

Steamboat Springs ? Sundance ?

What Does It Say

About Aspen ?

"The Most Famous Of

Rocky Mountain Ski Resorts,

"Aspen Offers A Multitude

Of Employment Opportunities.

"Beware That Housing

Is In Short Supply...

And Job Competition Is Fierce

In This Playground Of The Rich."

What Do You Think ?

I Think We'd Be Like

The Beverly Hillbillies

In That Place.

Come On ! It'd Be

Like That Time We Went

To Mackinac Island.

At Mackinac, You Went Home

With A Chick From Yale

And I Slept In The Car.

- She Had A Friend.

- It Was A Cousin Who

Could've Made An Onion Cry.

That Face,

It Still Haunts Me.

Ooo-Ooo-Ooo

Start The Car

[ Changing Radio Stations ]

[ Radio ]

This Is Khi Radio

In Aspen, Colorado.

Good Morning.

I'm Robin Hand And

It's Time To Wake Up.

Dex, Wake Up.

That Was Aspen.

No.

Yeah, I Heard It.

It Was On The Radio.

Really ?

That's Great, Man.

Yeah.

Look-Look. Look.

[ Dex ]

Holy Sh*t !

Lifts Don't Open

'Til 9:
00.

[ Dex ]

We Wanted To Get

First Tracks.

You Guys Must Be New. Come On,

I'll Take Ya To The Top.

[ T.J. ]

This Is Outrageous !

Anywhere Here Would Be Fine.

Where You

Guys From ?

Detroit.

Out Here To See If You Can

Be Ski Instructors, Huh ?

Why ?

About 100 Of You Guys Show

Up Every Year. Locals Call

It The Freshman Class.

You Read About Movie Stars

In Ski Magazines,

You Wanna

Move Here.

That's All

Part Of It, Right ?

Hope You Guys Are Good.

Are You Ready ?

Go !

One, Two, Three, Four,

Five, Six--

I Take My Car

And I Stand In Line

To Make A Buck

I Work Overtime

Kissin' Letters

Keep Comin' In May

I Work My Back

'Til It's Racked With Pain

Come On, 25 !

These Guys Are Good.

Yeah, But They're

Not From Detroit.

Go ! Go ! Go !

Spoke In

A Great Wheel

Like A Tiny Blade Of Grass

In A Great Big Field

Oh-Ohh

This Isn't A Circus !

Stay On The Ground !

Head Back To The Sea

Where We Shout Out

At The Ocean

Hey, It's Me

I Feel Like A Number

Feel Like A Number

For Those Of You

Still On Your Feet,

Welcome To The Aspen

Ski School Hiring Clinic.

My Name Is Karl Stall.

I'm The Ski School Director.

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