April Fools Page #4
- Year:
- 2015
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I'm responsible for bringing you
into that worthless place.
Such insects as ourselves
are not worthy of life.
You can dispose of this worthless place.
Of my blood, my sweat and tears.
You can crush us as you please.
Humbly I'm asking you.
I'm so sorry.
I don't want to commit seppuku.
Well.
Please stand up.
'We' should apologize.
For how much did you scam them?
Do not smear people's reputation.
I have a duty to
this world and to people.
There's a name for your kind
of scam, imposture.
I'm really exorcising the spirits.
You can't fool me, grandma.
Don't call me grandma,
they call me Spiritual Guide.
You fool no one with this.
Or is it because the world
in its vastness
simply escapes your understanding.
Deep down you know I tell the truth.
You give me a break, old hag.
It's water.
No way.
Our real name is not Sakurakoji.
But Kobayashi, in fact.
I'm retired.
I used to be a desk employee.
What?
We met in the singing club
in our university.
We've been married 40 years.
Our daily life is very common.
We're an ordinary couple.
Please don't get mad.
My wife has been diagnosed
She's been treated in bed
all that time.
I wasn't improving
and often lost hope.
Until my husband
found a new treatment.
And then
a miracle happened.
The tumors vanished.
Goodness.
For just one day.
I asked what whim
she'd like to fulfill.
I said let's take our savings
and live the big life.
Let it be sumptuous.
in 'Roman Holiday'.
I wanted
I wanted to live the day of a princess.
Really, I had no idea
it would go that far.
We apologize.
Forgive us.
So that's what it was.
You scared us, Mr. Kobayashi.
You did cause a commotion here.
I guess we'll just have
to forgive you
since you did it to please Madam.
Chauffeur, we apologize to you too.
You don't fool me
I can see you're aristocrats.
What?
Simple servants like us
have an instinct.
I know you lied to them.
Oh no, we didn't lie.
It's fine.
Your stratagem was such a relief
It was so graceful of you.
I'm telling you we didn't lie.
I know you're his excellency Sakurakoji.
That's the truth.
But it's a lie.
Absolutely, it's a lie.
I get it. So, where
do I drive you next?
Come on get out of the kitchen.
She's gonna die.
10
Please Doctor come out.
She means business.
You're a black belt.
9
You're a black belt?
What's a black belt
to do against a gun.
Alright it's a Tokarev,
only six rounds.
I have a friend in the police.
She fired 5 times, there's one left.
5
4
What are you doing?
Me, you mean?
I'm telling the office I'll be late.
Gather all the phones.
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