April Fools Page #5

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Sure.

Alright, guys, you heard the lady.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Aren't you a bit overzealous?

I'm responsible for the dining room.

No one dies on my watch.

Fk, I left my phone on the table.

Great.

It's running out of power.

Call your friend in the police.

Hurry, come on.

Yeah.

It's me, we have a girl with a gun.

She's keeping us hostages.

Please come rescue us.

That's serious.

I'm calling a SWAT team

and the Green Brets.

Get ready, we're gonna

blow the whole place.

What?

Last year, Michelin

gave you 3 stars.

The year before,

you were serving Lady Gaga.

Before that, Steve Jobs came.

You prank me every year.

Absolutely not, she's got a gun.

Call again, I'll lock you

for obstruction of the law.

I'm telling you.

He hung up.

What?

There he comes.

So you're not dead.

He wants to play with us.

Let's play with him.

Come, let's play.

Help.

Ouch.

Bastard.

I beg you for forgiveness, I'm sorry.

You probably won't see me again.

Please be kind to each other.

Yoshida, I loved you from the start.

I wish you a happy life.

I bid you farewell,

dear little earthlings.

If I may request

we do have to go.

Please don't anger her.

I have an appointment.

You will have to bear with me.

You heard! Sit down, don't be foolish.

There's a misunderstanding.

There's nothing between us.

I met him in the waiting room

at the hospital.

It's a first date

- So?

Please, all refrain from idle talk.

Just follow instruction

Miss.

You probably love him, deep down.

What did I say.

Well, Well.

You have to put the gun down

and talk to him.

Hey, come out and talk with her.

Exactly.

Just tell her out of it.

Just go.

There's my name on that last bullet.

Can't you see she's crazy,

she'll shoot.

But someone will die in your place.

She's not capable of it.

You're crazy too.

I think.

Sure, you may want to die.

But you don't want to hurt others.

Especially that kid you're bearing.

If you die, you kill your baby.

Are you capable of such an act?

No, no, I think you can't.

You're not that kind of person.

Am I right?

See.

He's coming out.

Didn't I warn you? I told you so.

Doctor come, he needs your help.

Doctor, please.

You have a life to save.

What?

Stand up.

Wait, wait.

You'll be fine, she shot 6 times.

No more bullets.

That's good.

Did he look like this?

Exactly.

I'm sending it, then.

May I?

Sure.

Oh!

You know him?

No.

Trust me, only pretty girls.

So pretty, don't miss this.

Trust me.

Oh, I love it.

Now, the next.

What shall it be?

Come on, kid, I'm sure you'll do great.

They offer health benefits too.

They're tight with the mob,

I recommend it.

Right.

Since you are so young.

I'll earn a handsome

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