April Fools Page #3

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Let's go.

- The dessert is coming.

You'll be my dessert.

We have a room with a splendid city night view.

Sorry, we're not serving lunch anymore.

Calm down.

Sorry, she's one of my patients.

She makes up stuff,

she's mentally unstable.

I'm not making up stuff.

Look at me, I'm pregnant.

I expect you to do the right thing.

If you don't.

I'll kill the both

of us right here.

You're pushing the joke too far.

Let's get out.

I apologize, we're fine.

Really?

- She's a patient.

I'll take you to the hospital.

Easy, now.

Threatening me with a toy won't help.

It's probably not even my kid.

I dare you to kill me then.

You're really obnoxious.

That was really awesome.

I'll kill you.

Call 911.

Someone handle the crazy b*tch.

Could you guys,

all gather in the center.

You, in the kitchen.

Could you hurry.

Please, everyone let's

follow the instructions.

Don't upset her.

What are you waiting for.

Mr. Wataru Makino.

Please come now.

If you don't come out.

I'll kill them all one by one.

I'll start with the girl.

Wait, wait.

Say

you're joking, right?

It's an april fool's prank, right?

April fool?

What da? April fool?!

Don't give me that april fool BS.

I'm so screwed.

Who are you?

I'm the chef and owner,

bringing a cherry pimento.

That chandelier cost me a fortune.

The dog is so cute.

I want that dog.

Waf!

You're enjoying?

You could say something, brat.

I'll throw you out.

Come on, it's all checked.

Are you dull?

Are you expecting ransom money?

What if I am?

It's a waste of time.

My parents wouldn't pay a cent for me.

Because of your low scores?

I'm dull and I'm a difficult kid.

"You're cute only as much

as you're cared for".

The fact is

I'm an illegitimate kid.

Who told you that?

I found it out.

Especially my father,

I'm so not like him.

Many kids don't

look like their parents.

You've been abused?

My parents don't hit me.

They don't even scold me.

A difficult kid?

Shoplifting?

You're a habitual criminal?

Your parents don't get mad?

They gave up on me.

They just find my presence

annoying at home.

But they're good with my brother.

I want to finish studying,

leave them and live my life.

How will you live.

I'll do anything.

A woman can always find money.

If your purpose is to mollest me.

Let's get it over with

and release me soon.

If I had such intention

I'd tell you on my own good time.

I'm so full.

That was delicious.

Indeed.

Your your.

Your coffee, Madam.

Did you get burned?

You incompetent idiot, what have you done.

Please forgive me.

Please accept our apologies.

Forgive her on account

of her young age.

Will you forgive us.

I'm so sorry.

I too, shall apologize.

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