Applesauce Page #4

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But I'll never forget this.

There's blood all over

my sweater,

blood all over the walls.

He says,

"look what you did to me!"

And I look up

and two of his fingers

are missing.

They're cut off and there's

blood just gushing everywhere.

Again, this is a frenzy.

It's out of control.

- It's complete bedlam.

- I can't believe you didn't tell me this.

- The door cut his f***ing fingers off.

- Really?

- Is it a heavy, heavy door?

It could have done that?

- It wasn't like they were

dangling or mangled.

- They were clean cut.

- Off? Off?

- Off.

- And then what happened?

So everybody's freaking out.

The guy's freaking out.

And I just run, I run like hell.

I run out of the frat house.

I run across campus.

And I pretty much hide in the

dorm room until the next day.

Did you get into trouble?

- They didn't have

cell phones back then

so no one took a photo.

- No one saw you.

No one fingered you?

- People saw me, but they

didn't know who we were.

We used to go to these frat

parties, my friend and I.

We would bounce

around frat court.

We would go from one

frat party to next frat party,

- drinking their beer, f***ing their women.

- Right, sure.

- That's the way you do, or the way one does.

- You guys...

- Anyway, that's the

worst thing I ever did.

- Did you ever wonder

whatever happened to that guy?

- I wouldn't know that guy

if I saw him today.

- You don't think that's

hanging over your head.

The guy's somewhere

standing nearby.

- It could be this guy right here

and I wouldn't even know. You know?

How are you guys doing?

- Good.

- Good, a little nauseated.

Anybody want dessert?

- Yes, I'll have the tiramisu.

- No!

- Oh, this is so good.

- Why didn't you guys just get your own?

- I just wanted a bite.

- We could have gotten extra.

- Take your time, whenever you guys are ready.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- No, no we got this.

- Yeah.

- This is our turn.

- Are you sure?

You guys paid last time.

- Did we?

- Yeah.

- Yeah,

it's definitely our turn.

- I mean, this place is more

expensive than the last place,

but that's fine.

Goodnight, babe.

Oh sweetheart,

I'm really stuffed.

That food was so rich.

- You want to fool

around a little bit?

I'm really tired, honey.

I had a f***ing long day.

Fine.

- Hey.

- Yeah.

I love you.

I love you too.

Les?

Huh?

- What's the worst thing

you've ever done?

- I need to tell you something.

- Huh, what?

I love you.

- Huh?

- I love you.

- Hey look at me for a second.

- What?

- I love you.

- I know.

- No, I mean, I really,

really love you.

You're the most beautiful

women I've ever seen in my life.

If I believed in god,

i would thank him or her,

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