
Applesauce
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- 2015
- 91 min
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Did she find the dog?
Yeah, I saw her find the dog.
She must have
freaked out, right.
- She started running
around screaming and yelling,
freaking out.
And laid down and started
giving the dog mouth to mouth.
Disgusting.
Who would do such
a thing like that?
You must have
really hated that dog.
- No, the dog was great.
I loved that dog.
You loved the dog?
Then why did you poison it?
- Cruelty to animals is one of
You're a scumbag.
You asked me for the story,
I'm telling you the story.
Well I'm sorry I asked.
I hope someone poisons you, Ted.
I really do.
end of the world.
Are we worth saving?
What kind of person poisons
his ex-girlfriend's dog
to get revenge?
How can you forgive someone
for something like that?
Can you forgive them?
I don't know.
It's hard to have faith
in the human race
when there are people
like Ted walking the earth.
You're listening to
Stevie bricks show
and this is Stevie bricks
and I thank you if you're
tuning in tonight.
It's tell-all Tuesday
and I want to know the worst
thing you've ever done.
Maybe you're a
high school teacher
and you've had sex
with a student.
Maybe you're an ex-Nazi
and you worked in a
concentration camp.
the world bank or tmz.
Whatever it is, this is a chance
for you to tell your story.
Ron from New York,
you're on the air.
What's the worst thing
you've ever done?
- I can't believe I'm
talking to Stevie bricks.
- Man, I love your show.
- Thanks.
- I listen to you
all the time, man.
- All the time.
- Ron, you flatter me.
- What's the worst thing
you've ever done?
- Well, I've never
told anyone this story.
Okay, well let's hear it.
- It was a long time ago.
It was in college, actually.
- Mm-hmm.
What happened?
Did you take advantage
of someone?
No, like a girl?
anything like that.
Well, what did you do, Ron?
Hmm?
- I'm sorry, man.
I'm just nervous.
I've been carrying this story
with me for a long time.
Tonight's the night i
finally share it with the world.
Here it goes,
the worst thing I've ever done.
- I cut off a man's...
- Ron, we got to go. We're late.
- Who are you talking to?
- It doesn't matter.
- Honey, we got to go. We're already late.
- It's okay.
Ron, you there?
- Yeah, we are just
dealing with something.
I'm dealing with my wife
actually, so it's fine.
- Who is it? Who are you talking to?
- It doesn't matter.
- I just don't want
to lose the table
because we all have to
sit at the same time.
- Okay, it looks like Ron is
in the middle of some sort of
domestic dispute.
- We can't sit down
until all of us are there.
- Ron, this is live radio.
I don't have a second.
- No, no it's fine.
It's all taken care of,
because I'm going to tell
I'll give you 30 seconds.
- Uh-huh.
Some other time, Ron.
- Hello?
- 29, 28
- hello?
- 27, 26...
He hung up.
Who were you talking to?
Stevie bricks.
Stevie bricks, the radio guy?
- Ron, he's totally obnoxious.
Come on, let's go.
- How are you
already ready to go?
You take forever to get ready.
- Are you really
wearing that shirt?
What's wrong with this shirt?
- You look like a
Mexican Ken doll.
- I'm not a 12-year-old, okay.
I can listen to whatever I want.
Besides, I don't give you a
prison show you love so much.
- Yeah,
but why would you call in?
- Can you slow down
a little bit?
- Ron, no.
We're running late.
- You're power walking
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