Applesauce Page #3
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So, I was waiting in line
to go to the bathroom.
There's a girl standing there,
she's cute
I start flirting.
Because I've had a few drinks
and got a lot of bravado.
I'm very charming, you know,
when I'm drunk.
So we're talking,
having a good time,
we're laughing.
This is all in the span
of a few minutes.
Then, out of the blue, this big
dude comes out of the bathroom
and he sees me
talking to this girl.
Obviously it's his girlfriend.
And he says, "what the f*** are
you doing talking to my girl?"
- It's his girlfriend?
- Apparently, it's his girlfriend.
What were you saying to her?
Nothing, I don't remember.
- People get jealous,
you know... College guys.
- I'm just flirting with her
like people do at parties.
It was a long time ago.
I was drunk and stoned.
I wasn't saying anything
crude or untoward.
He's throttling you
and then what?
- He's smacking you
around like a little b*tch.
- No, he's not slapping me
around like a little b*tch,
but he's pushing me
up against the wall
and he's screaming at me.
- He's actually assaulting me.
- Right.
- So, I don't take sh*t
like that from anybody.
I may be a small guy,
but if people f*** with me,
I'll f*** sh*t up
if I get provoked.
- Okay, just tell us the story.
- Anyway, Rambo.
So I just react
and I just shove the guy
as hard as I can
I wrestled in high school.
I'm a strong motherf***er.
I can get people
off balance, right.
So the guy's on the floor,
and he's writhing around
and he stands up and
- because I've humiliated him in front of all these people.
- Good, good.
- He deserved it, right?
- Yeah, he deserved it.
- I hate punks like that.
- I do too,
- but, at the same time, he stands
up and he's really pissed off now.
So I'm a little scared,
not because I'm a p*ssy,
but this is seriously
some f***ed up sh*t.
and he charges me
with his hands out like this
and my fight or flight
response takes hold.
So I just slam the
bathroom door and I run.
I just run like hell.
But the thing is, this
bathroom door is really heavy.
It's like one of these big
industrial bathroom doors,
so when it slams,
and I slam it shut,
It's like "wham!"
You know, really, really hard.
i hear all this screaming
and yelling, like,
"oh my god!"
It's complete pandemonium.
And I look up and this frat
guy is back on me again
and he's like,
"look what you did to me!
Look what you did to me,
mother f***er!"
- And there's blood everywhere.
- Oh my god.
Again, I'm a little stone
and inebriated.
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