Another WolfCop Page #4

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TINA:
Hey, is that Willie?

Don't hang up.

[ELECTRIC SPARK]

What's this?

Insurance.

Frank will preoccupy the police

so there isn't a repeat

of lasts night's debacle.

[ELECTRIC SPARK]

You named him Frank?

Smells like old people.

[ELECTRIC JOLT]

Really smells.

[WHIRRING]

MAN OVER PA:

Happy Christmas!

Merry Hanukkah!

Joyous Kwanzaa!

To you and yours.

Carl.

["JINGLE BELLS"

PLAYS OVER PA]

You got the rights

for this stuff?

CARL:
Oh, yeah.

Wolfcop is an official mascot!

We share profits.

[CHA-CHING]

Yeah, okay.

MAN OVER PA:

Today's special.

Dale's six packs.

Now $6.66.

Enter now to be first to taste

Chicken Milk stout.

So delicious,

so creamy and delicious.

MAN:
Shut your face.

The T.V. news is on!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]

It sat dormant for decades,

but now the old

Woodhaven Brewery

is days from reopening,

thanks to visionary

business maverick

and best-selling author

Sydney Swallows.

Mr. Swallows,

given your business interests

all around the world,

why Woodhaven?

Well, Sandy,

as an entrepreneur,

I'm always looking

to maximize my investments.

I like to win.

Now Woodhaven's

depressed economy

and cheap labor force

made it a natural fit

for Darkstar.

And besides,

if there's one thing

that Woodhaven knows,

- it's cheap-ass beer.

- [LAUGHS]

Hell, yeah.

F***ing sheep.

You can thank

your lucky "Darkstars"

because Chicken Milk

is about to save your...

Thank you, Mr. Swallows.

[LAUGHING]

Thank you.

So, where are you from?

SANDY:
Here in Woodhaven.

[NERVOUS GIGGLE]

- C-cut the piece.

- Swallows.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]

- Hey, what time is it?

- It's almost 10:00.

LOU:
Oh, sh*t.

MAN:

Okay, that's unexpected.

Well, as for the weekend, uh,

it's gonna be a beautiful...

Give me bad love,

give me bad love

Give me bad love

Give me bad love,

give me bad love

Give me bad love

Give me bad love,

give me bad love

Bonjour,

and welcome to Club Phoque.

Give me bad love,

give me bad love

Give me bad love

Give me bad love,

give me bad love

Enough to kill a man

I want nothing if I can

Bad love

Give me bad love,

give me bad love

Give it to another man

And make 'em hungry

if you can

Lou?

Lou?

[SCOFFS] Cutting it close.

Seen Will, yet?

How do we know

it's really Willie?

[SIGHS]

Really Willie?

Mind your f***ing peepers!

[FARTING]

Aah!

Oh, this isn't a sh*t.

This is not a sh*t!

[GROANING]

It's in me, man!

You will not lose to a sh*t!

[GROANING IN PAIN]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Give the girls a hand!

You piece of sh*t!

[SCREAMING IN PAIN]

Aah!

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

How big are you?

[BANGS ON DOOR]

Lou, you good?

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