Another WolfCop Page #3
[GUITAR RIFT PLAYS]
Rookie.
Tina.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
Yeah,
I cracked that package.
I don't know.
Some kind of, uh, lizard goo.
I don't know.
This is where Willie
would've been really helpful.
Okay, bye.
[SCREAMING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Well, that f***in' hurt,
you dick!
- Willie?
- Hi, Lou.
Hey man, before we, you know,
hug it out and all that sh*t,
I gotta know one thing.
any of this goo yours?
[ALARM SOUNDS]
- Shoplifter!
- Aah!
[ALL GRUNTING]
WOMAN:
Aah! Help!Cheers, man!
Nothing like a f***ing
Dale Ale.
So, how much
do you remember?
I remember like,
I don't f***ing ==
Bits and bobs, man, like...
There was, like, this beautiful
big, f***ing bright light.
[GRUNTS]
Which I think was a distraction,
because behind me,
there was like a huge
bulbous, smooth shaft...
WILLIE:
Fellas!What is this?
...that penetrated me...
[SCREAMING]
...with gusto.
Oh, that's kinda nice.
And they were some weird f***ing
weird reptilioid dudes, man.
[WILLIE SCREAMING]
They, um...
They f***ing violated me, Lou.
What do you know
about Shapeshifters?
Well, if we're just gonna
gloss over what I just said
about the f***ing
huge bulbous shafts
and no means yes
in their land,
I don't know, man.
Shifters are
my f***ing sisters bag.
I'm more about, like,
f***ing drones
and chem-trials
and Sasquatch.
Hey!
Did you ever find
that f***ing Sasquatch, man?
You know,
I was this close, Lou!
LOU:
Willie! Focus.- Shifters.
- Okay, sh*t, uh...
they're trying
to control the world
by assuming the identities
of f***ing regular folks, man.
I mean...
Holy f***, Lou!
Did one of them
take my place, man?
Like, how much did I miss?
Oh, do I still own
the f***ing gun shop?
Am I still the coolest
motherf***er in Woodhaven?
Does Tina Walsh
still love me?
Lou, how long
was I gone for?
A few months.
I wouldn't sweat it.
Don't swea...
Well, easy for you to say, man.
You weren't f***ed
right in your identity.
SWALLOWS:
Leveragingmy excellent palate
and Darkstar technology,
we have strategically
created Chicken Milk Beer,
so that everyone can have
So, slam a cold cock
[STOMACH RUMBLES]
Ohh.
Hey Lou, um...
[BELCHES]
[STOMACH RUMBLES,
WILLIE GROANS]
Is it getting hot in here, man?
No, not really.
You got a little boys room?
[FARTS]
Hey. Down the hall.
- [FARTING]
- Oh, sh*t.
[DIAL TONE]
[PHONE BEEPS]
Yeah, Tina?
what I found in that crate?
WILLIE:
Um, Lou?Yeah, is everything okay?
Well, uh,
is there any chance
you feel like going on
a gitch run, man?
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