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Anytime, Buffi.

My GOD.

Bye, Tiki.

Dawn make-a Tiki leaky.

Oooh!

Me love you long time.

Once Dawn strikes.

they ALL go dyke.

Virgins.

What the fuuuck!

What the fuuuck!?

Muffler.

She lays half the

cheerleading squad...

and we can't even

cop a hand-job!

We're all gonna go to

college... virgins!

Brainstorm, boyz.

We just need to make a pact.

We all get laid before

the end of the summer.

As if we haven't

been trying already.

We don't know

sh*t about anal.

Maybe we've been taking

the wrong approach.

Maybe what we need...

is someone to teach us.

Certainly logical.

But... who?

College guys, older dudes,

men with experience.

Studs who can break us in and

show us how to kick it RIGHT.

I'm beginning to

like this idea.

Guys our age are sexually and

emotionally immature anyway.

I want a seasoned older

gentleman who can f***...

all night and then

discuss the filmography...

of Shelly Winters in the morning.

Perhaps what you

want is a daddy.

No way, horsecock!

It's just

older men are... HOT!

Our very virginity is

at stake here, fellas.

This is it, this summer.

This is our chance to make

all our fantasies come true!

YES!

First we each need to define

whether we're top or a bottom.

Well, wait... we

have to choose?

Well I, for one, am 100% top.

Of course, me too.

Who would want anything

up their butthole,

in the first place?

I hope you're

writing this down.

But... I could be

into a dude, like,

you know... taking control.

Riding me.

I'm putting you down

as a "submissive top."

Not that I wouldn't consider

something in my back door.

As long as it was small.

Like, a finger.

Submissive top,

pinky bottom.

Isn't anyone "bottom curious?"

What are you

curious about, Andy?

Ohhh... ahhhh... we were

just talkin about...

where do you get

your hair done,

cause my mom is looking

for a new place?

Oh, thanks.

I highly recommend

Wal-Mart's Beauty Salon.

Tell her to ask

for Mr. Lance.

He is a genius with

a curling iron...

and such a flirt!

See!?

She just doesn't get it.

What about you, Griff?

Still thinkin'

you're a top-daddy?

Yes.

But I don't know.

I mean, it's all

so theoretical.

That leaves you, Andy.

Well I'm a top -- of course!

"PUSSYBOY IN DENIAL."

Okay, so... we all agree that

we're gonna fulfill the pact...

by penetrating a

member of the same sex.

What's the deadline?

Muffler's Labor Day

Bash makes good sense.

That gives us the

entire summer.

All in favor?

Aye.

Motion's carried.

Ready or not,

butt love here we COME!

Okay, okay -- a little

to the left, honey.

Right there, great.

Now zoom out.

I bet you look so handsome!

Who's my daddy?

- Son, I...

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