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He's practically perfect.

Yeah, sure.

But what did he

score on the SAT?

So... whaddaya think?

Isn't Tyler hot?

You're the stud, man.

Yes, sir, he puts the

ZZZ's in Aberzombie.

What do I care?

He's a PNP power-bottom!

Cool.

What's PNP?

Heck if I know.

Who is that?

Like, that's

Muffler's Grandpa!

Ahsooo... he raise-a Dawn

after she parent die...

in a Humvee accident.

He looks like

the Marlboro Man.

Dude's a f***in'

GILWAD, girl.

What's a GILWAD. Buffi?

G.I.L.W.A.D.

"Grandpa I'd let

wine and dine me.

pay for bigger

breast implants,

and then f*** them

till I cum silicone."

But this-a too many

letters, Buffi.

Does not-a add up.

I am a cheerleader, Tiki,

not a calculator.

So you're like All-State

baseball, right?

I heard you got a

full ride at UCLA.

Yeah, whatever.

God, you are so

straight-acting.

Mind if I pretend you're

actually straight?

Pretend whatever you want.

Holy moley,

there he is!

Tonight's the night,

I feel it in my bone.

Word on the street is,

Mr. P. likes big shooters.

Legend has it that in

college he had to have his...

stomach pumped after he

serviced the entire golf squad.

Big-time cum whore!

Well I'll give him a

ride he'll never forget.

Yeah!

Say I'm Fuckov.

What would you do to me?

Yeah, but you look

more like Ms. Mann.

Ha ha - yeah, that's funny.

Oooooh. Mr. Puckov -

yeah, you're so butch!

Oh yeah... those strap-on plastic

balls banging against my ass!

Yeah, oh I'm gonna shoot,

oh I'm gonna shoot!

Ooooooohh Mr. Puckov --

I wanna have your BABY!

Oh, ah, I wasn't talking

about you, Mr. Puckov.

I was talking about a

different Mr. Puckov.

Your... Dad!

Thank you.

So.

You gonna take those off?

Maybe.

Good.

'Cause I want you inside me.

Ah, no.

I'm allergic to latex.

Bareback me, straight-boy.

Ahhhhhhh!

Ah... so much better.

I had it made.

Home free and then he went

and blew chunks all over me!

Every dog has his day, J.

Unfortunately, our lives

aren't coming-of-age films...

where everyone magically

gets laid at the climax.

This isn't

American Pie, Mary.

What's a boy gotta do

to get some MAN SNATCH?!

Deeper, Billy.

Harder!

I love you, Trena.

What is wrong

with this picture?

Everyone's kickin' it,

'cept us.

If the heteros can have

pre-marital intercourse,

we homos should, too.

Hey, why don't you and

Griff just f*** each other?

Ewww -- no.

We're like brothers!

Besides, we're both

exclusive tops.

And regardless, he

is so not my type.

Oh yeah?

What's wrong with me?

Yeeeeeeeees!

Plow that P*SSY!

Oh my goodness.

Like, thanks, Dawn.

I'll never forget this.

Pleasure's all mine, Suzi.

Dawn's awesome!

Thanks for showing

me my G-spot, Dawn.

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