Another Gay Movie

Synopsis: The film revolves around four gay teenagers: curious Andy, flamboyant Nico, jock Jarod, and geeky Griff. These four boys want to have sex, but can't find anyone to do it with. It's their graduation day and their lesbian friend Muffler's having her graduation party. The next morning, the boys make the pact to have sex before the end of the summer. Andy has his eye on the math teacher Mr. Puckov, Nico searches the Internet for a man, Jarod falls for a rival baseball player, and Griff is deciding within his crush on Jarod or his exercise teacher. In the tradition of "American Pie", "Another Gay Movie" will bring you hysterics.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Todd Stephens
Production: TLA Releasing
  2 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.0
Metacritic:
37
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
NOT RATED
Year:
2006
92 min
$1,000,000
Website
44 Views

So this is truly exciting...

Two by one equals...

Ah, Andy -- you could

come up here, please?

Ahhh...

Help out Mr. Puckov?

Oh... Andy.

Andy?

Oh, Mr. Puckov.

Oh, I want it.

So bad I can taste it!

Oh, teach me, Mr. P.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Ohhh yeah, yeah yeah.

Oh, Mr. Puckov.

Show me how it's done.

Fill my virgin hole!

Oh.

Ooooo, Mr. Puckov.

You're so raw!

Ma!

Did you eat all my

cucumbers again?

Can you knock?!

Well I'm sorry, sweetie.

But every time I go to

make a garden salad...

my vegetables vanish.

I ironed your cap

and gown for you.

We are so darn proud of you!

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, well... what

happened to your gerbil?

Oh, ah, Sparky,

he... ran away.

Oh.

It's laundry day, Andy.

I need everything dirty.

Oh.

Ready for graduation, son?

Hey, hun -- there's

your cucumber.

Dear Lord!

No, no hun,

that's just a...

shrink wrap they put on

at the supermarket.

Is that not right?

Yes.

Hey, there's my

needle-nosed pliers!

Ahhhhh!

Mommie... Dad.

Now calm down.

Now stop it.

You'll just make

yourself sick.

Okay!

Let's just go outside-

this is a man's thing, okay?

Could you get out

of here, please!

Let's just step out here,

and I'll get you some

nitroglycerin, okay?

We'll watch that

Lawrence Welk DVD.

AHHH!

Well, I guess that's

life with a gay son.

Hmmm.

Woo!

Your graduation speech

was awesome, Griff.

I was so proud!

I could always do better.

You're the

Valedictorian, goober!

Congrats on your baseball

scholarship, dude.

Thanks, man.

Welcome to

adulthood, children.

Yay!

So, who's gettin' laid at Muffler's

graduation party tonight?

Well, Mr. Puckov said

he might drop by,

and I'm technically not

his student anymore...

so this could

be my big night.

Heads up, here he comes.

Oh, hello, Boys.

Hearty congratulations.

Thanks, Mr. P.

And I just wanted to say,

that I'm really

gonna miss your ass...

...your class this year.

And we were just wondering

whether or not you're going...

to be coming on any of us

tonight 'cause I'm gonna...

be coming and I would really

like it if you came, too.

We shall see.

Some schools get an

exchange student,

we get an exchange teacher.

Where the heck is

Tartaristan anyway?

The Republic of Tartaristan

is a Muslim state...

in the former Soviet Union.

I believe the

capital is Kazan.

Hey, Daisy!

Forward, forward, good girl!

Have you told her you're

quote "bi" unquote yet?

No way!

You know I don't like labels.

Besides, it would

break her heart.

So shhhh, here she comes.

- Hey, Daze.

- Hi, Nico.

I finished designing

your gown for the party.

We are gonna make, like,

SUCH a cute couple.

Okay, doll.

Love ya, call ya,

drive safe.

News flash, boys.

Looks like I'm finally

takin' the plunge.

Do tell.

I've got a date and

he is totally my type.

Oh?

And how do you define that?

I'm an ASSMAN, son.

Asses aren't all they're

cracked up to be.

I personally prefer

a prodigious penis.

You outta know, Griff.

I remember from 8th grade,

yours is like WOW.

What the FUUUUUCK!

How you doin?!

You boys still talkin' 'bout

pussy, steada gettin' it?

Ha, ha, ha.

Might wanna return those

shriveled-up skin flutes...

of yours for a refund if you're

not gonna f*ckin' use 'em.

Hello, I've used mine.

I mean... like for

blowjobs-n-stuff.

Wake up, kids -- Fact is, none

of ya has done "the big A."

The what?

ANAL, dudes.

You know, sausage-smugglin',

fudge-packin'...

the old Hershey highway.

Ewww!

Well, my date's the captain

of the St. Mary's football team.

And I think he's a bottom.

All Catholics are

bottoms, my friend.

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Todd Stephens

Todd Stephens is an American film director, writer, and producer. He was raised in Sandusky, Ohio, which has served as the setting for several of his films, many of which are gay-themed. He both wrote and produced the autobiographical coming out film Edge of Seventeen, which was released in 1998. He has directed the 2001 film, Gypsy 83, and Another Gay Movie, which was released in 2006, as well as the follow-up Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild! which premiered at the Frameline Film Festival in San Francisco on June 28, 2008. more…

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