Animal Crackers Page #5
- G
- Year:
- 1930
- 97 min
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beautiful tomorrows.
Hideous footsteps creaking along
and in those corridors I see figures.
Strange figures.
Weird figures:
Steel 186, Anaconda 74,
American Can 138.
Where were we?
Oh yes, we wanted to marry.
What do you think? Should we?
- Marriage is a noble institution.
The foundation of the American home.
- Yes, but it can't be enforced.
It was put over on us
while our boys were over there
and our girls over here.
for years for just this moment.
Captain, where are you going?
- I'm sorry, ladies,
we'll have to postpone the wedding
for a few days. Maybe for a few years.
Before I get married, I'm gonna
sow a couple of wild oats.
The Captain's so amusing.
- Isn't he charming?
That's the famous Beaugard, eh?
Great picture, isn't it?
You've seen it before?
- I spent 3 days in Paris copying it.
You did?
- Me and a million other artists.
I bet yours was better than the rest.
- It wasn't bad.
I'll show it to you sometime.
Listen. - What?
- Mother's going to unveil it tonight.
Yeah?
Suppose when she unveils it,
it's not the Beaugard at all.
Suppose it's yours.
- You want to swap mine for his?
Exactly.
- You're crazy. What good would it do?
What good? Listen.
They'll unveil it. Chandler
will tell everyone how fine it is.
They'll cheer like mad, and then
we'll tell them who really did it.
They'll say you're a great artist.
You'll get 6 commissions,
and we can be married and
divorced in no time.
Sound great. But what if
they don't like my painting?
Isn't the chance worth taking?
I see you're admiring my picture?
- Yes, yes.
Your picture? - Yes, my picture.
- It don't look like you.
Some place I met you before.
Your face is very familiar.
I am one of the most
well-known men in America.
The newspapers
keep running my photograph.
You're not Abe Kabibble?
- Nonsense
If you're not Abe Kabibble,
who are you?
Vow please.
My name is Roscoe W. Chandler.
I don't get about the name.
Some place I met you before.
Were you ever in Sing Sing?
- Please.
No I got it. Joliet!
- Let me alone.
Alright. Don't run away.
Leavenworth!
I've never been in these places.
I've spent most of my time in Europe.
I've got it now.
You come from Czechoslovakia.
You're wrong. I've never been there.
Hey, come here.
- I tell you. Get away from me.
You remember him?
He come from Czechoslovakia.
You are wrong. I told you before.
He come from Czechoslovakia.
And I know who it is.
Abie, the fish peddler from
Czechoslovakia. - Ridiculous.
We prove it. He had a birthmark.
Please, what are you trying?
Let me alone!
There it is! The birthmark!
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