Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging Page #5
- That's very common with beginners.
- Great.
Next, movement.
When I move my head in
you go the other way.
The boy leads and the girl always fits in.
- Where should I put my hands?
- The waist is safest.
You're a quick learner. Now, tongues.
They're a health and safety issue.
The secret is to strike the right balance
between yielding and giving.
Start slowly, like a turtle, not a lizard.
Avoid washing machine syndrome.
Sadly, this session's over.
My next client's here.
- Hi, Georgia.
- Hi, El.
Thank you, Georgia. I'll be in touch.
You did tongues, didn't you?
Number six.
You did a big fat tongue sandwich,
didn't you?
Oh, my God.
All I know is, he was from Saliva City.
But who cares?
I'm a snogging sensation.
Wait!
Mum? Dad?
I just want you both to know how much I
really appreciate all you've done for me.
I mean, it can't be easy since
you can hardly remember being my age
'cause it was so long ago.
Have you been inhaling fumes
from the science lab?
I want to talk party details.
Oh, Georgia. I told you I needed
to talk about something important.
Oh, this is important!
- Oh, all right! You go first.
- Can I invite boys?
You haven't got some fancy fellow
we don't know about, have you?
No. Honestly, Dad.
No one says "fella" any more.
This isn't the Middle Ages, you know.
Or the '70s as you call it.
Sorry, Dad. I must be hormonal.
Can I have a D. J?
Why would we pay for one when
we've already got one in the family?
- What?
- Oh, yes.
No way.
Oh, I want music from this century, Dad.
If we hire a club,
we'll get a D.J. thrown in.
We are not going to hire a club.
I can get a very good rate
at the community hall.
We've thrown
We still know how to get down.
Hey, wait, missy.
I haven't told you my news.
Okay, just please stop snogging.
It's not normal.
- I have been offered a promotion.
- Oh, cool.
Maybe I can get a PDA
instead of a mobile now?
Georgia, where in the world do you find
the most geomagnetic thermal activity?
- I don't know, Dad.
- New Zealand.
That's the slight catch.
The job's in New Zealand.
- What?
- Look, I know it's a big deal
and I don't have to decide anything yet.
with all the family.
It's a bit of a shock for us all
but your dad's not going to do
anything we're not happy with.
Oh, Dad, you should totally go.
What an opportunity.
Yes. One less parent to deal with.
If Dad goes to New Zealand
and have my dream party.
Now, I just need a plan to show Robbie
I'm a natural born snogger.
So, I've figured out what I've got
Hair on the back of your legs?
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