Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging Page #4
Big fish little fish cardboard box
Big fish little fish cardboard box
Fill the trolley fill
Lindsay, stop it.
You don't have to come.
Oh, Robbie, stop.
I promise I won't get in the way.
Oh, no. I don't mind, honestly.
Come on.
Lindsay, stop messing about there.
All right? Or you'll just have to
sit in the back then.
Oh, Robbie.
Maybe they're just mates.
Don't be a plonker, El.
Mates don't hold hands.
I already feel fed up with boys,
and I haven't had anything
to do with them yet.
I don't know how
- I can never compete with Lindsay.
- Yes, you can.
You've got
much better qualities than her.
Yeah? Like what?
- Well, you're really funny.
- Yeah.
You were so hilarious
in that olive costume.
But, Jas, you said
boys don't rate girls for funniness.
Well, I just meant
that they rate other things more.
Oh, yeah. What do they rate then?
Skinny-Minnie blondie boobie girly girls
like Slaggy Lindsay?
Well, she does have that cover-girl look
that boys die for.
So, are you saying
I have to be more like her?
Thong alert!
I always knew she was from Vulgaria.
- Now that's what boys like.
- But they just go up your bum.
- Nah.
- Do you think you should try one?
No way. I'm not gonna injure myself
just because boys like it.
And Slaggy Lindsay should know
did not burn their bras and give women
the vote so she could wear a thong.
What a swiz!
- That is just diabolical.
- No, that is shocking.
Bet you Robbie doesn't know about that.
At least I sort of fill up my bra
when I wear one.
when I run for the bus.
So, she has false b*obs,
a massive bum and a blank personality.
in all of those areas.
Defo.
But she's got Robbie
and I haven't even kissed a boy.
I can't.
You want to move up
on the maturity scale, right?
I'm not that desperate.
You have to step up to compete.
It's educational.
You'll gain skills
Lindsay can only dream of.
- Hi.
- Hi. Are you Peter Dyer?
The man, the myth, the legend.
- Your parents aren't here, are they?
- No.
My hours are between 4:30 and 5:30
before they get back from work.
Any musical requests?
The right tune creates the right vibe.
Coldplay?
Whatever. You choose.
Now, what kind of experience
do you have?
Oh, loads.
You have to be completely honest
so I can evaluate you accurately.
Okay, I guess I practise a lot
on the back of my hand.
over 25,000 snogs in their lifetime.
So close your eyes,
relax, feel the magic.
We're going to do a standard one first.
Wow, you're a natural.
- Really?
- Not too firm or toothy.
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