An American Carol Page #3
Soldiers Against Guns?
No. Those guns come in handy
when we do fight.
The Don't Ask, Don't Tell Brigade?
No, uh, please.
I'm just here looking for my uncle.
His name is... Oh.
- Uncle Michael, hey.
- Huh? Josh?
Hey. This is my... nephew.
Josh. He's, uh...
What are you doin' here?
I came here to invite you
to our Fourth of July barbecue,
like I do every year.
Well, that's very nice of you... again,
but I'm a little busy here.
"Abolish July 4th." Are you kidding?
This is no joke.
Why should I celebrate a country
that's caused oppression and terror
all over the world?
Is that how he felt?
He was a war hero.
P. T. 109.
He would've come around.
If he were alive today,
this Sunday, he'd be
marchin' with us in solidarity.
Uncle Michael, I realize
how strongly you feel,
- but Lily and I just...
- [mice squeaking]
We won't be going too late.
A lot of our guests are going
- Who's Trace Adkins?
- I'm good.
He's a big country music star.
Maybe not in New York,
but in the rest of the country.
Country music doesn't speak to me.
Not just because the music's awful
or the lyrics are stupid,
or everybody dresses like that cowboy
from the Village People.
- How's little Billy?
- Timmy.
Not very well, I'm afraid,
but he's got great spirit.
- He'd love to see you.
- Well, maybe I'll stop by next week.
It'll probably be too late.
- Oh, little Jimmy.
- Timmy.
No. He'll probably
still be around, but...
I'm shipping out to
the Persian Gulf Sunday night.
Well, can't you get out of it?
I want to go. It's my duty.
I don't get it.
How can you be related to me?
Mr. Malone, your 1:00 is here
with people from Abolish The Military.
Well, I guess I got some work to do.
Well, you're invited
in case you change your mind.
Right. Sure.
Uncle Michael, I came
here in good spirits,
and I don't want to let
anything change that.
Happy Fourth of July, everyone,
and God bless America!
[Josh] My country,
'tis of thee
Sweet land of...
Liberty
Lighted up by the rockets
in the air...
- [kids shouting]
- Grandpa, get back to the story!
I've never left it.
[Jazz music playing]
I'm meeting my agent, Todd Grosslight.
Oh, yes.
I'm sorry, sir, but gentlemen
are required to wear a jacket.
Look, don't you know who I am?
I'm Michael Malone.
Well, then perhaps a shower as well.
What the hell? I didn't make
the top 10? That's impossible!
Apparently, the people who like
your movies don't actually go to movies.
No one wants to see Americans
screwed by foreigners, except in porn.
I haven't done porn in years!
- [Music stops]
- [Nervous chuckle]
- Anyway, I'm an Oscar-winning director.
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