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assured that my American friends
are in good hands
in the Cuban health care system.
[Malone on bullhorn]
It's time for me to leave
and say goodbye
to all my little brown friends.
And it's off to America.
[Woman] America!
[Man] He's going to America!
[Man 2] He said America!
[People shouting]
- Take me!
- Take me!
I do want to say...
Whoa! Get out! Get out!
[Screaming]
[Malone] So many people wanted
to thank me, they rushed the boat.
These people know how bad
it's gotten in America.
Well, I guess they wanted me to spread
the word about what a paradise Cuba is.
- [Screaming]
- Aah! Off my boat!
Yeah!
[Grandpa] He thought
everybody loved his movies.
- [girl] Did they?
- No!
Nobody loves documentaries.
But people do find them restful.
[Yawning]
[Malone] Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you for that
great New York reception.
But as important as this movie is,
even more important is
the largest peace demonstration
the world has ever known.
This Sunday,
[Cheering]
[Girl] Why did he hate Fourth of July?
[Boy] It was America's birthday
party and he wasn't invited.
[Kids] Grandpa, get back to the story!
We're sending packages to soldiers
for the Fourth of July.
They're far from their home,
away from their families.
They shouldn't be. Shouldn't you
be in a tent somewhere, tyin' knots?
Oh, ho, now, this is more like it!
There ya go.
I'll take three chocolate mints,
three fudge...
Oh, merit badges.
What are those for?
Oh. Well, this is for making
a safety display.
This one's for camping,
and this is a good manners badge.
Oh!
For being respectful
to a fat, ignorant,
traitorous sack of sh*t.
[Girl] Grandpa!
- Grandpa!
- [Boy] I heard you!
Oh, what? I didn't say that.
I said, uh...
Fat, ignorant, America-hating traitor.
- You did say that.
- No, I didn't.
[Malone] Ha ha! The spirit is back.
We are on a roll, people.
This rally will be historic.
- Nixon?
Total dork president
All the most important
progressive organizations
will be represented. Jane?
So far, People
For The Anti-American Way,
Vegans Against Fur,
Man-boy Love Boat,
Potawamie Casino,
Church of Entitlement,
- and, um...
- And?
And... it's still early.
The rally's Sunday!
Don't worry, we'll get more.
We're not shaving till
- Thank you, boys.
- They're women.
[Malone] Right.
Like all of us.
We have to ban military recruiters
from college campuses. They interfere...
Excuse me.
Oh. Are you here to join
Sailors Against War?
No, uh, I think all sailors
are against war,
but sometimes we have to fight.
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