Americans in Bed Page #5
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is the way it worked
for me.
Deanne dated whoever
was the guy
that made the touchdown
that week.
Ha ha ha!
I got this award.
It was called
the PT Award--
"Prick Teaser Award"--
because I was probably
the only virgin
that graduated
from that school.
I still was a virgin.
Proud of that.
Ahem.
Ha ha ha!
No, excuse me.
Just--my throat
was stuck.
Yeah, don't--
It was pure
coincidence.
No commentary
intended.
Better not.
We hooked up
on Classmates.
The last time he saw me,
I was slim,
trim, beautiful,
16 years old,
and the last time
I saw him, he was...
wrinkleless--
ha ha ha ha!
What?
Without wrinkles.
Uh-huh. OK.
Ha ha ha ha!
So we tried to describe
each other, and of course,
we totally lied
over the phone,
and--ha ha!--so...
he told me that he had
been in construction,
so I was expecting
this big, burly guy to
come out, down, you know.
So I see him walking
down the pathway,
and it's like...
"Hmm.
God, he's really old."
Ha ha ha ha!
That was my first thought.
What was your first thought
when you saw me?
That you were big.
Ha ha ha!
There's no hiding it.
I mean, you had
described yourself
and done a pretty good
job, but that's--
you know, so, I mean,
I wasn't expecting
the 16-year-old that I--
I wasn't
expecting that, no,
so I wasn't
necessarily surprised,
and that was fine.
LEON:
As of today's date,we've broken up 26 times
and gotten back
together 27.
Yeah.
At least--well, we've
gotten together 27.
We've gotten back
together 27.
That's right.
His fault.
The hell it is.
Ha ha!
When things are good,
they are very, very good,
and when they are bad,
they are horrid.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
We can have
ultimate highs
and ultimate lows.
It's like being
bipolar.
Ha ha! We have
a bipolar relationship.
To be honest, though,
I think--and like I said
earlier, one of the reasons
I didn't get back together
with Blanca--
Is 'cause he thought
I was bipolar.
No, I don't think
you're bipolar, but--
Schizophrenic.
No, getting warmer.
Both.
You got me checked.
I'm a happy kind
of guy.
I tend to be very happy,
I love my life.
Be happy.
Things are going
really well.
But, you know, normally,
on a scale of one to ten
for happiness
in my general life,
I tend to be at least
a 7, maybe an 8.
When I'm with Blanca,
sometimes I'm a 10,
but then,
when things are bad,
they can go all the way
down to zero.
And that kind
emotions is no fun,
especially because
it wasn't something that
I felt I was doing wrong.
It was just situations
would come up and we weren't
communicating properly.
We just weren't,
and there were so many
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