Americans in Bed Page #4
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this dog.
Ha ha!
No, he's not
a cock block!
Ha ha ha!
He totally is.
OK, OK.
He is not.
We try to have
Sexual Sunday,
as we call it;
like, everybody's sleeping,
kids are out, whatever.
Kids are probably
watching.
Oh, they're wa--no.
Ha! OK.
So she'll throw
the dog out,
and then we'll have
a little--I put on
some music,
put on whatever and make it
nice and comfortable,
we come back,
and here's what I hear
at the door.
[Scratching]
For an hour,
"Arf, arf, arf!"
Ha ha ha!
Look, he knows.
That's what he does
every Sunday morning.
He knows.
He's a kind of problem.
We got to change Sexual
Sunday to Sexual Saturday.
Maybe it'll throw
the dog off a little bit.
Sexuality, sexually,
everything's wonderful
between us, but it's not
the priority.
I have friends that
wish that they had
the relationship
that Patty and I have
when it comes to
touching each other,
kissing each other,
flirting, touching,
grabbing.
My guys, they--
it's not even about sex
for men when you get older.
It's about affection
and wanting to feel love,
and if you find time
to do it when the dog's
not scratching
and the kids not diving
on you, it's great.
Ha ha!
Oh.
[Giggles]
Well, this is
my second marriage.
And he's number 4
for me.
Yes, well,
I got married at 17
and divorced at 19,
and married at 21,
divorced at 24.
When was that? Divorced,
um--can't keep track.
Yeah, I know, you
need a scorecard.
Anyway,
then I got married at 25--
or 27 and got--yeah,
I got married at 27
and got divorced at 29.
Pretty much my marria--
this is the longest
marriage I've ever had.
Pretty much
my marriages have--
the longest one was
two and a half years
prior to Guy,
so I kind of, like,
got married, divorced,
married, divorced.
But then,
I was raised Catholic,
and Catholic girls--
you're supposed to marry
the man you sleep with,
so I kind of had
that theme running
through my life.
We met in high school.
She was a cheerleader
and played sports.
Well, she's told me
near recently that
all the women,
all the girls
thought I was gay...
No, I--
which explains
my problem finding
a date, you know.
Ha ha ha!
She did reveal that
to me here recently
which, you know,
I should have
divorced her right then
for that comment.
Ha ha!
I said I thought
you were gay.
Oh, you did.
I see.
I didn't say
everybody else thought
you were, just me.
Well, that's not the way
it sounded to me.
I didn't even know
what gay was
when I was 16,
but, you know,
I just thought
you were different.
I was monogamous, OK?
I had a girlfriend
for the whole year,
school year,
pretty much every year
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