American Wedding Page #5
that she can't get.
The dress she wants is Amsale.
They have a store in Chicago.
we can get there by
the time they close.
It's a three-hour drive.
STIFLER:
Three-hour drive?
Kick f***ing ass!
Are we going to Chicago
to see titties?
We are talking about
getting Michelle
a dress in Chicago.
Now, please vanish.
Hey, Finch, what's
the capital of Thailand?
Bang cock.
(LAUGHS)
Dude...
Okay, I got shotgun.
(GROANING)
STIFLER:
Let's get thisdress sh*t over with.
The strip bar's
got free hot wings
before 7:
00.Now, Jim, let me handle this.
These are my people.
They're gay?
No, you bleeding imbecile,
they have style.
They're cultured.
They're sophisticated.
So they're gay.
So, mademoiselle,
I'm sure that
you can appreciate
that monsieur here
Scylla and Charybdis.
(CHUCKLES)
Yes, I'm afraid
he's no Ulysses.
Okay, what's happening here?
You need to speak
to my dressmaker.
That's who would
actually make the dress,
and I'm afraid Leslie
has gone for the day.
All right, she said
she'd probably be at
one of these bars
here on Halstead.
I say we split up, ask around
for a Leslie Summers.
Right.
Hey there,
sweet little thing.
Hey there,
You know,
I really love your shirt.
Do I know you?
I'm Jennifer.
Well, Jennifer,
just relax, take it slow,
and let the good times roll,
because Daddy's
a regular here!
Do you wanna get a drink?
(WHOOPS)
Two cold ones.
You know, my friend would
really dig your vibe.
Will you wait here?
Sure thing, babe.
Good.
All right.
How you feeling, sexy?
Pretty good.
Whoa! You have a deep voice.
That's not all.
(LAUGHS)
Oh! Right.
You look
really cute tonight.
Thanks. I guess.
What the...
(SMACKS)
Oh, hey!
Feeling a little frisky?
Oh!
Game over.
What's happening here?
Hey. Any luck?
Not so much.
All right, let's...
This is Bear.
Hey!
Wow, you are a bear.
(BOTH ROAR)
Yeah.
(BARKS)
How much you bench?
How much you weigh?
Why? You wanna try
and pick me up?
Yeah, I think I could.
Yeah, I bet you could.
You are big.
I could use a guy
like you on my team.
Are you talking
about our team?
Or an actual team?
What the hell is "our team"?
Hi, where's the girl?
(GASPS) What the f***
are we talking about?
You need to take
another look around.
You look fabulous!
Hey, honey.
Oh, my God.
What the f*** is going on?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Come on,
is that all you've got?
(GASPS)
P*ssy!
I must have came
to the wrong place.
Stifler.
Stifler.
Oh, man.
Hey.
It's so good to see you.
How did you get up the nerve
to check out a gay bar?
Really don't wanna
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