American Virgin Page #5

Synopsis: A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover the incriminating footage.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clare Kilner
Production: 120db Films
 
IMDB:
4.3
R
Year:
2009
88 min
189 Views


I told you it is good gelatin

head and une.

God, I love Bob.

This is an order.

This material being broadcast all

world, you'll be famous.

The "crazy one Pipiele.

Pipiele a crazy, take a pipiele

crazy, crazy pipiele one.

Pipiele a crazy, take a pipiele

crazy, crazy pipiele one. Yes!

Pipiele a crazy, take a pipiele

crazy, crazy pipiele one.

Priscilla White 69% pure.

ass ... new vagina.

Dude, look, going inii Russians.

Russian Walking inii ... Russian riding inii.

Walking inii Russian, Russian walking inii,

Russian riding inii.

You Rock, withdraw everything I said

about you, all.

- Please, no yells.

- Stirsy, you are my new hero.

What are you talking?

Is that your bra hanging in

outside the house of culture?

- What?

- Jokes are even not you remember?

What you remember, all I remember

is that we danced.

Ouch!

Nataly, what I did

last night?

You become a little wild, that is,

you become really wild.

Even for my standards,

which says a lot.

- And did not you stop?

- You are jokes, fun and you at once.

It was the most hard working guys from

Do you devote a range House new religion.

I swear I knew that it may raise

so a bill of one U.S. dollars.

- What one U.S. dollars notes?

- And not remember anything.

Really?

Do not understand, all I got

was jelly!

- As injecii?

- With vodka?

- I need to know exactly what I did.

- You can always look on DVD.

- What DVD?

- Puicuele a crazy shot everything.

God.

You have to delete now.

- No, no, no, no!

- Priscilla, come on, you did something stupid.

Welcome to the human race.

If my parents see this box,

I will kill you.

If "Cann Hurry Love" find out about it

I will withdraw membership.

I'll be thrown out of college.

What will I do afterwards?

Can one ever to do

adult movie.

I'm your pal only 5 weeks and

I turned into a porn star.

Slowly, yet are not porn star.

At least not prior to your

do first demo.

Get off me!

Damn, are more impaired

than you look.

It's your fault!

My fault, how?

How? You are the one who insisted to remain

the party, thou hast drunk.

Yes, but I thought that you ...

so this is not my fault!

Great, finally I get to light and

Now I am "persona ogratan.

That means people with cheese.

My life is ruined.

I did some researches

About Curtzman.

It is the way to Detroit for

October Fest as we speak.

All you have to do is it

find Curtzman

and to persuade him to give us

shooting back.

What would be Mary Margaret, what would

is Mary Margaret.

We can pay with credit card

My father's journey

and we will be there before

sunset.

You can not go, I meditation tomorrow.

So you will not have to be a porn star and me

can save the membership.

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Jeff Seeman

Jeff Seeman is an American writer and comedian. He wrote the screenplay for the 2009 film American Virgin (previously Virgin on Bourbon Street), starring Rob Schneider and Jenna Dewan, and directed by Claire Kilner. He's also the author of two novels, Political Science and Guns and Butter. Seeman is a former editor of the Cornell Lunatic, the Cornell University campus humor magazine. He has performed stand-up comedy in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Boston. more…

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