American Virgin

Synopsis: A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover the incriminating footage.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clare Kilner
Production: 120db Films
88 min

Want to see pipie a crazy? I have

pipie some crazy, buy this DVD

because these pipiele a crazy,

I just lost our minds.

You must be crazy or some kind of gay

may not buy right now.

Hold your pants on you, just $ 19.95,

Offer is valid now and some

parts of the wardrobe and other accessories

atypical for sexual fantasies,

who are also mad and I am

same type of "Puicuele a crazy".

But I and a crazy announcement made:

"Comandai now.

- Harold?

- Fri, dear.

It ... debt to my father ...

you bring to our attention that ... men,

boys and men are creatures

disgusting creatures who

one thing in mind ...

You have reached the years where ... where ... where

boys will begin to notice.

And will begin to want

things from you.

Horrible, sick,

disgusting things.

Things that we do not offer.

What he does not want to say that

sex is an evil thing.

Sex is a great spiritual document.

But you would have to

never do ...


The idea is that he must

keep your ...

Because someday you'll meet the man

that you your marriage.

And when that happens,

he will have eyes only for you.

And at least occasionally and that of the lemon

marketing department.

It was the Christmas party

office and just dog had died.

I saw how it is concerned are,

damn, you do not think I do not see.

Now is the time.

So until you are happy

and married.

Not even you think ...

Put chewing gum


Do not want to do sex but baby,

no that's not gum ...

... This is a condom.

Be absolutely sure you have the will

a condom.

But make sure you do not

never use.

Because if one do,

you will kill.

That much we love you.

Thank you for all that you are here,

As you know "You can not take time love"

is the largest organization for

puritii preservation.

The purity balls it through

all country we want to show that

America is no country that wants

they may be lost.

November follow Daddy.

It is a country of culture and the curve are

morality a reality show.

Priscilla sacred oath to do

be pure in mind and body

and you will abine from tentaiile

sex until marriage?


Now you can honor Priscilla

puritii ring.

I love you Dad.

Congratulations sir, can you take me?

Can. Make sure and place the

Holy Spirit.

At last year's guidance

campus of the College "Hurry Love"

I intend to follow the successful

University of Michigan

where I continue to maintain the value

sacred abstinen close to my heart.

- Our body, our temple.

- Our body, our temple.

Now I wish to inform you with knowledge and tin

winner of the contest this year.

Great is a young woman,

Ladies and gentlemen

America's future, Miss

Priscilla White.

Thank you, thank you,

thank you.

I am so grateful

Mary Margaret

for inspiration and power.

I wish also to thank them

My mother and father

for implementation in me the values

which brought me here today.

The College Pendington promised to

maintain standards decen

and morality on which this

organization represents.

And as Mary Margaret said with

"Our body, our temple.

Priscilla White 100% pure.

It seems that just as I returned from

college and after a few weeks ...

- I do not even mention.

- Come on honey, do not be so bad.

Pennington and Michigan is

a few hours away.

Five hours and forty minutes.

That if you go the speed autoband

constant of 80km / h.

But if you're caught in a

melee of traffic ...

Okay, okay, okay, so it will be

easy to visit us each other.

- Are you sure you want this for me?

- I'm sure.

My God!

- This is simply disgusting.

- Oh!

Yes, right there!

And not even realize how poor woman

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Jeff Seeman

Jeff Seeman is an American writer and comedian. He wrote the screenplay for the 2009 film American Virgin (previously Virgin on Bourbon Street), starring Rob Schneider and Jenna Dewan, and directed by Claire Kilner. He's also the author of two novels, Political Science and Guns and Butter. Seeman is a former editor of the Cornell Lunatic, the Cornell University campus humor magazine. He has performed stand-up comedy in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Boston. more…

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