American Virgin Page #4

Synopsis: A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover the incriminating footage.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clare Kilner
Production: 120db Films
 
IMDB:
4.3
R
Year:
2009
88 min
189 Views


Think you!

Hi Brad, My roommate

left the city in a kind of festival.

Why not answer the phone?

However, now told me that no one

I do not like.

How can anyone not me

like, not so?

Anyway, my stick,

miss you.

Call me when you receive the message.

- What studiai you two?

- I get my NBA.

Yes, you know the difference between

regression and depression?

To work is a depression,

not you? So it is.

But you, what study?

I study the genetics, because I hope

to save lives someday.

You know, identifying genes and the origin

Their important work, right?

You two should already be very

proud of you.

Now take a look at the camera and say that

you are some dirty whores.

I'm a dirty slut.

They all go crazy when you will see.

Now you go artai butts,

queue is there. Okay?

Shitzdance Hey, let's do get e

different tonight. Okay?

- Yeah right, all right.

- I am sick of same e.

No one seems interested now

I want some heavy e.

- Get some motion.

- Get motion, yes.

- Yes.

- Okay then.

- Where are the least you know that?

- I'm from the White Prince.

- The following motion, the small nose.

- No, go to the crlionat

- You will shoot up!

- Yes, sir.

- Up!

- Yes.

- How about that afterwards?

- Hokey Pops.

- And those right?

- Albinuele?

- Albinuele, exactly, what we do with these?

- Nothing, because it is illegal.

- Exactly, and go to ...?

- Prison.

- Exactly, you understand?

- Yes.

Where you'm Ciorna with ele?

- Where the hell is?

- I left it at the hotel can.

Why do not you bring your f***ing

the draft with ele?

- I brought the box.

- Okay, uses a mine.

F*** the box, give me the plan anyway.

- Okay, so I will.

- Okay.

Okay ladies, let's see

i and some really!

Basic knew I know that the planet

is only 5,000 years.

What nonsense is this, so I

Keep on tmpiii

knew not tell you to your

artai breasts.

Because they are amazing, I can ...

It's ok, thank newcomers.

It is a good doctor.

I can not believe you're here.

How you can support this hideous music,

I can not sleep, can not think.

Calm down, give the body

it a chance.

- And Nattaly, my place is here.

- Come on.

- Get you a drink.

- I do not drink.

- Mary Margaret always said ...

- It takes a hell Mary Margaret.

Just kidding, just wait five minutes,

takes only one drink.

Absolutely not.

If you do not want to wait, we can move

party at home.

- Hey, want to come to us ...

- Okay, okay.

Okay, I'll stay, but only

for five minutes.

Here, take some jelly.

My mother did this house is good.

Ardei guys not only give them down.

Hey, we can meet later.

Man, she got off from a

wrong tree.

It is so good, I love head and certain.

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Jeff Seeman

Jeff Seeman is an American writer and comedian. He wrote the screenplay for the 2009 film American Virgin (previously Virgin on Bourbon Street), starring Rob Schneider and Jenna Dewan, and directed by Claire Kilner. He's also the author of two novels, Political Science and Guns and Butter. Seeman is a former editor of the Cornell Lunatic, the Cornell University campus humor magazine. He has performed stand-up comedy in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Boston. more…

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