American Pie Page #7

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KEVIN:

How the hell do you know all these

random songs?

OZ:

It's early Springsteen, dude, this is

classic. This was before the cheesy

remake.

JIM:

This was remade? Into what?

OZ:

(chiming in as the chorus hits)

Bli-hinded by the light -- cut loose

like a deuce, another runner in the

night, blinded...

KEVIN:

At least now I know what the hell

they're saying.

JIM:

So, does my hair look better --

(flips a small lock of hair

onto his forehead)

like this, or...

(flips it back up)

like this?

OZ:

Who cares?

JIM:

Nadia does, that Czechoslovakian

chick, she might be there tonight.

Now, do you think she'd prefer --

(flips hair down again)

Cool Hip Jim...

(flips it back up)

or Laid Back Jim?

KEVIN:

The difference is so phenomenal, I

can't decide.

EXT. DOG DAYS - MAGIC HOUR - CONTINUING

They exit the restaurant.

JIM:

What about you? You're the one with

the girlfriend and you're still

stranded on third base.

KEVIN:

You know, I've never got that sh*t.

What exactly constitutes third base?

OZ:

(holds up a couple fingers)

Contact, dude.

KEVIN:

Then where does a blowj*b figure in?

They ponder this for a moment.

OZ:

Shortstop. 'Course, you don't make it

to third, and you're out.

JIM:

So let's say you get there...what's

uh, third base feel like?

KEVIN:

Oh, man, that's kind of sad.

Jim shrugs, embarrassed.

OZ:

Feels like warm apple pie, dude.

JIM:

Apple pie...

(then)

McDonald's or homemade?

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