American Idiots Page #3

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

- Did you hear that Kevin got caught

- spanking it, looking at those girls?

- Ugh, yes, I did.

Kevin! He's such a perv.

What an idiot!

You make me.

Smile.

You make me.

Cry

I like.

You.

- You fool.

- Yay!

Thank you, Uncle Kenny.

- Oh, you're welcome.

- Thank you, Uncle Kenny.

That was... quite entertaining.

You know he

just came back

from Palm Springs

from the gay and lesbian rally

to be here at this dinner.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

You really mean the world

to Katie and me.

Oh, Wyatt, that's sweet!

Don't forget to wipe

from front to back when you pee.

Shut up, Kev, before I wipe you

from front to back.

As you all know, Katie and I have been

dating for a while.

And although we've had

our differences from time to time,

I think that

love brings us through.

When you find someone

who can be your true friend,

to love and cherish,

how else can you go wrong?

It's like the cosmos

almost align and there's like

a nuclear reaction.

I have something to say.

Miss Katie Elizabeth Jones,

will you marry me?

Um...

Wait, Wyatt. Can we talk?

Can't we talk about it right here,

in front of all of our family?

Okay.

I just, um...

I'm not... I'm not

ready for marriage.

- Oh sh*t, I knew this was gonna happen.

- Why?

- Shut up, Kevin.

- I just...

I'm sorry.

I can't do this.

This is worse than

the ending of "Beaches."

Now that's f***ing funny!

I'm gonna get a drink.

Who needs a refill?

You're a jerk, Paul.

Maybe you should

just skip the refill and go home.

I haven't laughed in years.

Are you kidding me?

This is funny.

Katie, I don't understand.

I can't marry you.

I'm sorry.

Dunbrook and Balcrest, please.

Hey, check this out:

The amazing girls of Brazil,

one of the erotic centers

of the world.

We have traveled the globe

to bring you the real girls

of the world.

- They're life-sized...

- Good dog.

You'll never leave me, will you, baby?

Engagement ring?

The exclusive celebration diamond...

Don't do it, you f***ing idiot!

- Jared's most exclusive...

- Just break your heart.

Come on, girl.

Let's get out of here.

Visit us downtown

in the heart of Austin.

Moping around isn't gonna

help anything, okay?

It's like... it's like

my dad always says:

A setback is a set-up

for a great comeback.

It's good!

Yeah, it's good.

It's really good, right?

You gotta get back

on that horse, right?

And do some mounting

of your own, man.

Stick it in some random chick's ass.

They love that sh*t.

If she's super freaky, dude,

she will lick

that sh*t right off.

But if she does,

I'm telling you, do not

kiss her afterwards.

Dude, what is

with you and anal?

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