American Idiots Page #2
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- 2013
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I'm taking over.
Oh, okay.
- Oh yeah?
- Baby, I like it.
Oh yeah?
How about this?
Much better.
- Is that?
- Huh, how do you like that?
You little b*tch!
You like that?
Dude...
- Dude?
- What's up, f***ers?
Has this stoner been
in here the entire time?
Hey, man, can I get in
on some of this?
Dude, what the hell
are you doing here?
My mom had blonde hair too,
just like yours.
In fact my dad was
Asian too, I think.
Are you a real blonde?
Get the hell out of here!
All right, all right, chill out.
All right, so, uh...
hey, forget it.
Hey, I love you a**holes.
Remember that, all right?
You need a beat?
Catch me in the hood.
See me in the street,
I got what you want
I got what you need,
I'm in the black Lexus...
Oh my God, get it off me!
Oh my God!
Dude, what the f***
do you have all over you?
- And what's that smell?
- Dude, I was f***ing that chick...
thank you, by the way.
She's awesome.
And we were going at it so good and I
was f***ing her reverse cowboy, right?
Like she was turned around,
her ass facing you.
Yeah, I know what
All right, well, anyway,
I must have been doing her so good
because all I remember
is she was screaming
and I looked down...
dude, it's everywhere!
- In my bed?!
- And all over me. It's everywhere!
It's everywhere.
Oh, are you just gonna
stay in bed all day?
Or are you gonna do
something productive?
Gimme a break. I didn't get home
from the bar until 4:00 in the morning.
Yeah, I know.
But I think that if you just
wake up a little earlier,
- you might get more stuff done.
- Yeah, and do what?
Let's see, clean the pool,
fix the barbecue!
I am having a bachelorette party
here this weekend.
I'm up now.
Are you happy?
Why do you always
have to wait till the last minute
to do everything?
Okay, I'll do it now.
But we have to have
a little fun time first.
Yeah?
Come on, we haven't touched
each other in a month.
So jack off!
No one's stopping you.
- No kiss bye?
- Mm-hmm.
Love you.
Thanks for coming.
- You've always been there for me.
- Of course.
- You know you're my best friend.
- I know.
- You have it?
- Oh yeah!
- Ta-da!
- Nice box.
She definitely would have found that.
Yeah, that would have been funny.
Wyatt, this is a huge step.
It's big.
Yeah, I know, but...
I mean, it sounds like
you don't like the idea.
No no, it's not that.
She's great.
Well then what?
I'm not going to be able
to make it to dinner tonight.
Yes, you will.
Just bring your d*ckhead boyfriend.
- Hey!
- All right, but seriously though,
I need you more than ever,
so I really need you to be there.
- More than ever, huh?
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