American High School Page #6

...which I thought was you.

You're, uh... You're not

"Miss Tish," are you?

- No.

- Well, good.

I mean, if I wanted a discreet

relationship with my daughter...

I'd just ask.

Can I just stay?

Uh, I said no.

Oh, I gotta take that.

- Bubbles? Yeah, did you get the lube?

- Dad?

Are you... Dad, it's only

gonna take...

Sometimes I feel like you like me,

but then sometimes I don't know.

And Jenny... You know, that big

thick girl from third period...

...you know, she wore that little black

dress today but she didn't look little...

...anyway, she told me that you really

sometimes stare at me in class.

And I feel you sometimes...

...you know how they say you can feel

when someone's staring at you?

And I kinda sometimes feel like

you're staring at me...

...but then I don't really know.

And I don't know, I just really like you...

- And I want you to like me back...

- Here! Take it.

Hi.

How's the new job?

- What did you say?

- You're spitting in my food.

How many girls

do you have anyway?

Ya!

I like the other one.

This girl here...

she's a floozy.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Bye.

- No!

- Go ahead.

Okay.

'Kay. Bye.

So anyways, I am so hungry.

I'm so glad you took me

to get something to eat...

...because that way we can really get

to know each other better.

And, you know, talk.

Are you gonna eat that?

Mmm.

Today I went to the mall and my daddy

took me on this little shopping spree...

...and I told him, "Daddy, I just don't...

I just want a little shopping spree. "

He almost bought me the whole mall.

But that's my daddy.

He loves me and

he always wants to spoil me.

Guess what? This summer, he's gonna

take me to Brazil.

And I'm really excited

to go to Brazil because...

...all those Spanish classes

that we took.

You remember when we took Spanish

class with Mr. Alvarez?

Woman:
And I was thinking maybe

we could, probably we could...

Excuse me.

Do you have something to say?

Actually, they speak

Portuguese in Brazil.

Um, sweetie, I think

I should know what they speak.

They speak Spanish in Brazil.

You must have had to sleep with

your geography teacher to pass.

Oh, yeah?

Maybe you could help me...

...nasty little girl.

Woman:

Real mature.

Who do you think you are?

I can't take this.

Hold on, I want one more bite.

Let's go.

Adioso!

Come on.

Woman:

Oh, yes, you big bad boy.

- Say something to me in Oriental.

- Give it to me harder.

Mmm, I said Oriental.

Yes, I don't know Oriental.

Well, just pretend, can you?

You're an Asian prostitute.

You're an Asian prostitute.

Yes, I am.

I'm gonna get my

happy ending, aren't I, baby?

- Yes, you are.

- Oh, sh*t.

This is a nice house, Kip.

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